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StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 19 Jun 2010 16:22

i like that one mildred, x

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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 19 Jun 2010 16:09


Oxo are making a new cube.


It'll be wrapped in white with a red cross and theyr'e going to call it LAUGHING STOCK!

Stevie

Stevie Report 19 Jun 2010 15:49

Bloke walks into a brothel. "I'm a bit kinky. How much for totall humiliation?"

"£37.50" replies the madam.



"WOW thats great" says the guy "What do I get for that?"






















































She says............."An England shirt"

:o)))

Stevie

Stevie Report 19 Jun 2010 15:44

After yesterdays debacle, England manger Cappello tells the team its back to basics.

Rooney says " Thanks boss. How do I tie my laces?"

:o))

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 19 Jun 2010 13:40

I must be having a blonde day....twice I've read that ....and I've only just got it LOLOLOL xx

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StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 19 Jun 2010 12:01

kermit was right, its not easy being green

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StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 19 Jun 2010 11:52

David blaine is gutted to hear, his record of spending 48 days in a box doing nothing has just been broken by emile heskey x



the england players visited south african orphange this morning,
"its so good to put a smile on the face of people constantly strugging and facing the impossable" says jamal umboto, aged 6,

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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 19 Jun 2010 11:28

there was talk of the team having had goal shooting practice...........

they likely used one of their own goalies?

maybe if they'd borrowed the algerian goalie, they might've figured out a way of getting the ball past him?

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Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 19 Jun 2010 10:36

Same here Mildred lol xx

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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 19 Jun 2010 10:35

Ive just put that one on my FB status :o))

StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 19 Jun 2010 10:34

lmaooooooo
aw i dnt think i cld put any of the footy jokes i got up, there norty lmaoo x

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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 19 Jun 2010 10:34

Hahaha !

I've heard some smashers of late about Rob Green, but too rude to put on here :o)

Cath2010

Cath2010 Report 19 Jun 2010 10:33

Lol, lol, lol.......

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Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 19 Jun 2010 10:32

Rob Green has trained today and in 3 hours he had 4,000 shots fired at
him and did not concede a single goal. Tomorrow, he and Heskey will
train with the rest of the squad.xx

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