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Very Goood

Give that woman a cookie..

I could try but we would be here all night with my fingers tapping on the wrong keys. Besides....I am self improved enough.......but good for a laugh anyway.


NLP looks interesting....If only I had the concentration lol

Will you forgive me if I toss my cookies? ;)


http://self-improvement-ebooks.com/books/tpoysm.php

Do you know the answers?
Why is one man sad and another man happy?
Why is one man joyous and prosperous and another man poor and miserable?
Why is one man fearful and anxious and another full of faith and confidence?
Why does one man have a beautiful, luxurious home while another man lives out a meager existence in a slum?
Why is one man a great success and another an abject failure?
Why is one speaker outstanding and immensely popular and another mediocre and unpopular?
Why is one man a genius in his work or profession while the other man toils and moils all his life without doing or accomplishing anything worthwhile?
Why is one man healed of a so-called incurable disease and another isn’t?
Why is it so many good, kind religious people suffer the tortures of the damned in their mind and body?
Why is it many immoral and irreligious people succeed and prosper and enjoy radiant health?
Why is one woman happily married and her sister very unhappy and frustrated?
Is there an answer to these questions in the workings of your conscious and subconscious minds?
There most certainly is.


Hey, I guess all we women need to bother our heads about is whether we're happily married or not! But of course that isn't the main reason why my cookies are rising.


Why does one man have a beautiful, luxurious home while another man lives out a meager existence in a slum?

Hmm ... because the first man fills his mind with the concepts of harmony, health, peace and goodwill, and the second man is just a grumpy old pessimist?

Yes

I saw that when I thought more on it. My mind is full of sleep at the moment.

. Mind you...seems more like blow your mind......Off with her head lol

Here is another

Change your thoughts and change your destiny

Same fella as the first

Well ...

Fill your mind

Feed your head

looked kinda like a link to me.


"Feed your head" (i.e. Grace Slick singing Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit) was certainly the first thing that came into *my* head ... mind ... when I saw "Fill your mind" ... And then knowing your fondness for lyrics ...

I like Grace's advice better, between the two. Different strokes. ;)

Tsk! Mrs Grumpy....decorum perleese!

Wonderful Graphics Janey but as nary a mind bending drug, has ever passed my lips....I am not sure what the link is. My nuttiness is all my own with help from nothing and no-one.

Feed your head!


One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
To call Alice, when she was just small

When the men on the chessboard get up
And tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Alice, I think she will know

When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the red queen's off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head, feed your head


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oRKvpZ7PjE


Well. I've just realized that the upshot of all the messing about with the computer last week, and the spilling of diet coke into it, and the noises it made all the next day, is that I have no sound. Well, the rest of you can enjoy it! I can only see the psychedelia ...

omg !!!1 is it true, shes back yiiipiii, welcome bck gumpy xxx

laugh and the world laughs with you, f*rt and you sleep alone.

Author: Mrs Grumpy

Yes I like that one too Sue :-)

~~~~to Rose

A favourite quote with a mutual friend of ours who no longer posts:-))

Sue xx

SueMaid, I don't know the author either, but it was my mother's mantra :))

xx

Love many, trust few but always paddle your own canoe

Author unknown

with the concepts of harmony, health, peace and goodwill, and wonders will happen in your life.

Joseph Murphy

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