General Chat

I know, I know, I saw it, lolol.... very, erm, colourful it is too.

I have been a- gallivanting and a-spending of Lord Hunter Gatherer's hard earned dosh..... and very nice it was too.

I left a poor lady traumatised, because she had to sit and listen to me waffle for one whole hour.... and then I went to play in a nice little craft shop... and then I went to see my parents.

And now I am home, and should be cooking tea......

*passes some lemsip and menthol crystals to La Diva*

Be careful with the crystals, cos they will make the snot drip..... not a very good look, but will make you feel better later.

Love

Daff xxxxx

Oh silly me, Daffy....takes off bell.... *glares....and where have you been all day?? I had to redecorate your thread:)) lol BC XX

BC, I think the bell is supposed to go around Hayley's neck, not yours?

Love

Daff xxxxxx

Feels Hayley's glands. OMG I fear you have a bubo!! *hangs bell round her neck and scarpers.......

eldrick get off my thread with your long boring c&p posts......flings snotty 'ankies at Eldrick ...

Steven fankchoo

It may be serious, you know.

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/diseases/facts/colds.htm

More people die of common colds in Vanuatua than they do in Inner Galapagos, a very well known fact.

But I remember a case in Lesotho back in the 60's when a common cold was later diagnosed as Ebola.

http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvrd/spb/mnpages/dispages/ebola.htm

Now that is nasty, but not as nasty as Bubonic plague.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubonic_plague

Bubonic plague is the best known manifestation of the plague, caused by the Gram-negative bacterium Yersinia pestis (formerly known as Pasteurella pestis). It belongs to the family Enterobacteriaceae. The term bubonic plague is derived from the Greek word bubo, meaning "swollen gland". Swollen lymph nodes (buboes) especially occur in the armpit and groin in persons suffering from bubonic plague. Bubonic plague was often used synonymously for plague, but it does in fact refer specifically to an infection that enters through the skin and travels through the lymphatics, as is often seen in flea-borne infections. The bubonic plague kills about two out of three of infected patients in 2–6 days without treatment and may have been the cause of the Black Death that swept through Europe in the 14th century killing more than 25 million people, a third of the European population.

Of course, the main carrier of bubonic plague is the rat, which travelled on ships and brought the disease to Europe.....zzzzzzzzzzzz.

*Passes Hayley a glass of lemsip laced with brandy*

Its a display drink, so you can't consume it. lol

Steve
:o))

awww Merlin thank you

Poor Hayley,got the empress of Sniffles,I sympathise with you,having had it and now slowly recovering.its a pig.never mind, just get your doc to give you some strong anti biotics ( The ones I had were for a B horse I think), but they,re working. take care, **M**.xx.

was it true then?

*packs bag and leaves for Bora Bora. One revelation a week is all I can take from you Hayley...you...you.....witch!!!!

pmsl BC XX

you know BC I was getting that vibe off her as well ..hmmmmm I am having one of my heads today so beware!!!!!!!

I think Mummy was being a little sarcastic....lolol....

BC, I was just telling my darling Mummy, and she said “ You theatrical types tend to suffer more don’t you “


Sue the family is well I who is suffering.....

Oh dear poor Hayley. I feel more sorry for your family. Hayley with Diva Fever - yikes!!!

Sue xx

Too much looking in to your crystal ball I reckon...*sniggers

maybe Diva Fever your positive hugs please ....thank you X