barbecue rules

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Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 64,074 Send Message	AnninGlos	Report	20 Apr 2010 21:46
	BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - wine or beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman... Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another glass of wine or beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!
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Member Since: September 2007 Posts: 2,666 Send Message	Ray	Report	20 Apr 2010 21:48
	You,ve been peering over my back fence again then Ann !! lol
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 25,620 Send Message	Jane	Report	20 Apr 2010 21:48
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 25,620 Send Message	PMSL Ann ,Brilliant ,and so true lol
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 64,074 Send Message	AnninGlos	Report	20 Apr 2010 21:57
	A friend sent it to me and I couldn't resist putting it on here, isn't it like every barbecue you go to?
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Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 64,074 Send Message	AnninGlos	Report	20 Apr 2010 22:13
	Very funny and typical Allan.
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Member Since: October 2008 Posts: 13,848 Send Message	StrayKitten	Report	21 Apr 2010 07:58
	lololol very true xxx
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Member Since: October 2008 Posts: 13,848 Send Message	StrayKitten	Report	21 Apr 2010 08:01
	lololol very true xxx
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Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 37,870 Send Message	Silly Sausage	Report	21 Apr 2010 08:36
	That is so why cant women look at the BBQ with out it being considered grounds for divorce ..
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 64,074 Send Message	AnninGlos	Report	21 Apr 2010 20:32
	and who dares to eat it without remarking at least three times that 'yes it tastes lovely!'?
	Researching: Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

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