General Chat

hang on, hes having his nosebag.....

Ok, straight from the horse’s mouth....does the name Jim or Fred or Albert or Joe or Jim or John or George or Bill mean anything to you...? He’s an old man but used to be young once, and he’s wearing a hat or a wig or something like that. He says he likes fish and chips and that he used to get the bus to work every day except when he got a lift in his friend’s car or drove himself. He tells me that you like bingo and black pudding, but don’t admit to the latter. Can you connect to this person please?

I had uncle Joe,,,,,

Hes mine !!!!!!!!!,,,it has to be he had fish and chips every saturday for his dinner as the old lady was stuck in the pub legless,,,,
crosses self,+

Ooooooooooo my days there all my Uncles and they were all young pnce and all either used to walk to the mill or get the cart...I really dont like bingo or black pudding ...your really good anything else will I marry and have children?

Eldrick

I just have to say I love your humour. Just keep it coming.

Wendy x

oooo Eldrick....they are all my Uncles....can you ask them where they left the family fortune?


LOLOLOL Hayley SNAP....I didn't read your post til I posted :-)))

He’s not sure but he says that you know someone who is married and has children and also goes on holiday sometimes. He sees glittering lights and a strange machine with an arm sticking out of the side and things going round in the middle of it. Do the expressions Doctors Orders and Two Fat Ladies mean anything? He sees someone ironing tea towels on the carpet and tells me to tell you that the volcanic dust will make those white nappies on the line all grey and horrible. And Aunty Flo is fine and has grown a new leg after her nasty accident with the combine harvester and the Rottweiler. Can you understand this please?

Awwww bless Auntie Flo she must be one of the 2 fat ladies and she was never out of the DR's with her legs ....how high up does Dobbin think my washing line is I know I have to said to stand on me tippy toes becasue of the lanky git that put it up...hmmm

It's me!!!
I like black pudding, but would never admit to the former.
The names mean nothing to me - it's a double blind isn't it?

LOL that wasn't one of mine...must be yours Hayley....I don't have an Aunty Flo......and if I did....I am sure she would be called Florence and not Flo!

You are going to have to do better than that Eldrick!

Dobbin sees someone hanging out their smalls wearing their high heels, hence the high washing line, but he’s confused because he sees the same person going to the corner shop in their slippers and a purple velvet jogging suit. He’s not sure who this is.....do you know who it might be? He also sees water and a boat on a tranquil azure blue sea, with warm sun and a gentle breeze. He sees people relaxing on sun loungers and a tall dark waiter bringing a pint of snakebite and a bag of porky scratchings. Can you connect please?

Lolololololol

That must be mighty strong stuff they have down at your local

I can take the sea, sun and sun lounger but I think that after drinking a pint of snake bite I too would be in the spirit world.

Wendy

nahhh thats not snakebite thats just cloudy beer on account of the false soaking in it :)))

what about the pigs toenails....?

His Dobbin isn't as good as you, is he Hayley? Your doom and gloom predictions always come true....:-))))


.........and no I don't want another....ever, ever, again.....You are a witch and put curses on me....am sure yer do. ;-))))

Susan check your cupboards for out of date meds , and look at the bottom of the box of old photos there is something you find very interesting :)

hehehehehehe......and NO! ..............hehehehehe I am not going to do anything you say this time Lolololololol

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Susan are you house hold insurance policys all up to date *frets *

Aww come on Hayley....tis not funny......the last time you said something similar me house burnt down....am just getting over it fer goodness sake!.....besides....don't predictions have any nice things to....well....erm....predict.?