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Oh dear no, Barbra - Alison is one of US! She's a fully-fledged member of the Sisterhood and does her stint at keeping an eye on the terrible two.

Hi Alison, hope you are feeling OK to-day.

:0))

Alison,

this is a mystical land.

I was going to whoosh this thread as I started it as a joke, but it now seems to have become a haven for some.

I will keep it going as a kind of Fantasy Island where people can relax and escape the problems of the real world.

Long may you remain here!

Regards

Allan

I learnt from the master!!!!!

Alison, Alison, Alison!!

Please leave the "groan" jokes to me :0)))

WMSL

Allan

If Allan's going quackers, *waddle* we do?

I think that I will prepare a meal for Tec and myself

Wild duck soup sounds to be a starter!

I think that I am going quackers

Sir Drake

Nope, I can still stroll out of this entrance

The Mole

Good night Barbra

regards

Allan

Barbra

That is one reason I couldn'g go back to anyplace where I have previously lived

They are OK to visit., but you forever remember them how they used to be

Allan

Linda,

There is nothing strange about my world: it's everyone else who is out of step

The Mad Hatter

and what a very strange world it is

Tec,

Bang on Cue

Good evening Barbra and Linda, welcome to my world :0))

Allan

Good evening

Don't worry Allan, I've given Barbra the slip - she can't run fast enough - weighed down by black sausage and faggots.

But the Dawn Patrol will be about soon, probably disguised as wheelie bins, be careful, they're getting cute.

Allan,
You're right, we've got them on the run. I think SueMaid pulled the biggest scam, holiday my foot - she's in the watchtower directing operations.

It's nice out here though, where a man doesn't have to keep looking over his shoulder, waiting to be pounced on.

Watch out for her with the steam mop - lethal that one,

Will o' the Wisp,

Tec,

They only attack individually here, not in packs!

We have them beaten!!

Allan

Ahhh.

Peace at last

Freedom is so wonderful

Allan

Ooops

that is one swift steam mop, Berona :0))

Allan

I knew I'd find you here! Just popped in while my dinner is cooking, and sure enough!

I should have known that when you said you were going digging - you didn't mean the garden! You were digging a tunnel!

We don't need an army of helpers to keep you two in line. We have a very good team doing a 24/7 roster! - so watch it!!

Tec,
I have already posulated a hypothesis that Alison, Barbra, Berona, Carole, Diane, Persephone and Sue are not individuals, but hundreds of women who use the same name.

I compare them to a colony of bees (and I will not even hazard a guess as to who is the Queen Bee).

It is claimed that it is the colony that has a collective intelligence.....

...is that why the girls are always telling us to beehive?


Allan