General Chat

RUPMSL xx

No Ray thats how it should be....but alas its not to be :-))))

whispers ** should I phone my Mum and sisters....they can do all of that..no warnings been made about them...**evil cackle**

Muffy this has been planned like a military manoeuvre, Itsmytelly is at work and safely out of the house till 6pm.....Amanda I know ....its not right is it....and she said I mustn't show any of my wrestling moves....

** why has she flung my winnie pooh slippers out of the back door ?**

The poor little sod,,,,like a lamb to the slaughter lol

Hi Hayley xxxxxx ,,,,,,,,,gulp !

Well you ought to give the scratch and sniff slippers a miss I suppose......do they smell like stew if your feet get too hot ?............lol

You won't be able to stop your self asking questions Hayley.........that's how conversation is made.......isn't it ?

I think it's a damn shame *pull my finger* has been banned.

I always find that a really good ice breaker !!! LOL.

Good luck. Hope itsmytelly doesn't nod off and grab where he shouldn't today lol xx

Amanda **sulks** A mother has too......Ohhh and ask what he had for his lunch....or tell any rude jokes...tsk

show how I can burp the alphabet

get out any photo albums ( only the Princess baby one)

smell my slippers and offter him to do the same

*another stern look * not offer my finger to be pulled..

scratch anything.....

talk about geneolgy

and only be in the room when permission is granted....


Now where did I leave my rollers and pinnie...:))))))

Lol Hayley..............I bet if you do all the things your under orders not to do........he will feel a lot more relaxed .

I always get ticked off for asking twenty questions..........lol

Good luck : )

I am allowed to smile ...reply when asked a question..but no asking questions...offer refreshments....and ONLY complement the Princess,

I am not allowed to ..

smoke

swear

break wind ( from either ends)

play on the PC

watch TV
talk about how wonderful my sons aree

ohh good luck hun hope u get on ok xx

She has been acourting quite sometime.....and today is the day he visit our little palace....as well as having to scrub the house from top to bottom I have been given a list of things todo and say and certainly **stern look ** not to do.....and I have had to get washed and dressed and groomed for a night at the ocars...tsk