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A PC story for the folks with no sense of humour
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Eeyore13 | Report | 15 Apr 2009 21:34 |
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Meanwhile a neighbour aware of their plight summoned a Fire Engine & Ambulance,both taking a long time to arrive with their eco friendly engines.Not helped by her use of semaphor as she didn't wish to trigger any possibly harmful radio waves from the nearby radio/phone mast. |
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Conan | Report | 15 Apr 2009 21:28 |
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Why is it that the oldest of tired old jokes still make me laugh ? |
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EyebrowsEd | Report | 15 Apr 2009 20:53 |
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The Temporary Assistant Commissioner for Carrot Authenticity requested that the carrot be subjected to the Kazenski-Reddick colour test to ensure it met EU requirements for orangeness density ... |
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~♥footie~angel♥~ | Report | 15 Apr 2009 20:51 |
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oh ......................... |
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Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) | Report | 15 Apr 2009 20:50 |
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No no Mel - the house is a crumbling burnt out ruin - with or without hot knobs. We are now outside with the seven vertically challenged allegedly male characters - one of whom has a frozen carrot - and one young lady with blisters. |
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~♥footie~angel♥~ | Report | 15 Apr 2009 20:48 |
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just before the house caught fire .................. |
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Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) | Report | 15 Apr 2009 20:47 |
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So one of the vertically challenged allegedly male characters offered the young lady his frozen carrot at which point ... |
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Cumbrian Caz~**~ | Report | 15 Apr 2009 20:46 |
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Love it Col and soooo right!! |
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~♥footie~angel♥~ | Report | 15 Apr 2009 20:45 |
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mmmm best hav no knobs then |
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Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) | Report | 15 Apr 2009 20:44 |
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Well that's one way of looking at it I suppose but in the event of a fire knobs will get overheated ... |
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~♥footie~angel♥~ | Report | 15 Apr 2009 20:41 |
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the knob shoulda bin betta insuated in first place |
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Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) | Report | 15 Apr 2009 20:40 |
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Mel - she has blisters on her hand from the hot knob - I can't see how carpet will help. |
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Conan | Report | 15 Apr 2009 20:39 |
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And there was me thinking that 7 Up was a soft drink ! |
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~♥footie~angel♥~ | Report | 15 Apr 2009 20:36 |
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Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) | Report | 15 Apr 2009 20:35 |
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True, very true. I was thinking more of something frozen solid. |
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Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) | Report | 15 Apr 2009 20:33 |
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Mac! |
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~♥footie~angel♥~ | Report | 15 Apr 2009 20:31 |
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see technically speaking unless the insrance covers you ~ you aint allowed to administer any aid ~ I would like to see his credentails ~ purely as pretection officer |
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Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) | Report | 15 Apr 2009 20:28 |
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So they all rushed outside and the young lady fell sobbing to the ground, clutching her blistered palm. One of the vertically challenged allegedly male characters immediately rushed to her aid offering ... |
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Staffs Col | Report | 15 Apr 2009 19:26 |
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Mel heat radiation causes metal objects to become hot in situations where heat or fire is present |
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~♥footie~angel♥~ | Report | 15 Apr 2009 19:21 |
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or some scratchins! |
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