General Chat

Hi Mac, have a giggle.....

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales.
So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another
fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free
sex.'

Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all.

My wife won twice last week.'
Hope it made you smile...LOL

Hi Mac, my lover.....Its the maid from Devon,

Could make you a pasty if you want.....a Cornish one or a Devon one ?

Well just pretend ehhh.....LOL,

Ive just eaten an Ivor Dewney one from Devon...not quite the same as an home made one.
Cheer up Mac.......... waiting to see you on boards...MORE.

Marilyn x

I hope that you are feeling brighter soon Mac . The Summer is just round the corner and hopefully by the time it gets here you'll be fighting fit .

Chin up

Amanda xx

Even with my Princess flu I will give you a big smile Mac....:-))))))))))))))))

Hope you feel more like smiling soon, Mac :-)

Chin up Mac, remember you are a member of the exclusive GR 'old crocks club'. We are a very select bunch...lol

Now you have your sleep meds you will start to feel better after a good night's kip.

Sue x

Hey Mac.. bloke that makes me smile after a s***** week, were ya gone?
GR isn,t and would not be the same without you
People miss you on here.
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Kim

Come on Mac. Don't let life get you down. I know how hard it can be at times to count your blessings.

I need your one liners.... they always make me smile.

Hope you feel really good tomorrow.

Jean x.

Would he like some more liquorice sweeties????
Seriously ,I think mac may have been overdoing things.I hope he will rest up and soon be feeling bucked up.
Helen x

Hey Mac, there are dancing girls on here!!!!
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Poor Mac (the Old Geezer) is feeling under the weather and fed up, please leave a message to make him feel a bit brighter:))

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