General Chat

Poor Mac (the Old Geezer) is feeling under the weather and fed up, please leave a message to make him feel a bit brighter:))

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Hey Mac, there are dancing girls on here!!!!
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Would he like some more liquorice sweeties????
Seriously ,I think mac may have been overdoing things.I hope he will rest up and soon be feeling bucked up.
Helen x

Come on Mac. Don't let life get you down. I know how hard it can be at times to count your blessings.

I need your one liners.... they always make me smile.

Hope you feel really good tomorrow.

Jean x.

Hey Mac.. bloke that makes me smile after a s***** week, were ya gone?
GR isn,t and would not be the same without you
People miss you on here.
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Kim

Chin up Mac, remember you are a member of the exclusive GR 'old crocks club'. We are a very select bunch...lol

Now you have your sleep meds you will start to feel better after a good night's kip.

Sue x

Hope you feel more like smiling soon, Mac :-)

Even with my Princess flu I will give you a big smile Mac....:-))))))))))))))))

I hope that you are feeling brighter soon Mac . The Summer is just round the corner and hopefully by the time it gets here you'll be fighting fit .

Chin up

Amanda xx

Hi Mac, my lover.....Its the maid from Devon,

Could make you a pasty if you want.....a Cornish one or a Devon one ?

Well just pretend ehhh.....LOL,

Ive just eaten an Ivor Dewney one from Devon...not quite the same as an home made one.
Cheer up Mac.......... waiting to see you on boards...MORE.

Marilyn x

Hi Mac, have a giggle.....

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales.
So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another
fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free
sex.'

Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all.

My wife won twice last week.'
Hope it made you smile...LOL

Hope you're feeling better Mac..........

Whirley x

Mac...............you will be very pleased to hear that I managed to make a lasagne today that was really good:)))

*sighs happily*

I'm not sure how I did it...............maybe our youngest helping made the difference:))

I won't make you chicken soup though, apparently it can cause a relapse!! *worries*

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Let me know if you want a home made pasty - recipe from my mother born in Plymouth.
Liz

Oh Liz I would love to try making pasties................but I have to use frozen pastry, mine either falls to bits or sets like concrete:(

Edit.............what stops the apple and veg getting mixed up?

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Err would you like some custard with that Mac ! lol

I hope you are resting every now and then mate

Ray

The pill.......................*panics*

Whatever you do.....don't take the blue one!!!!!

You need to sleep you know!! :))

*whistles tunelessly*

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No offence meant Mac, Honest.

Then take the blue one.............definitely!! *nods head wisely*

Aren't you glad I'm not a nurse? lol

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Mac,

They don't make them Pasties anymore with apple one end , that's when the tin miners went down the mines in Cornwall...It was their afters !!

Kitty they used to put a little bit of pastry around the Apple end and called them an apple turnover pasty.

My Gran used to make them.......She was Cornish.