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Dermot

Dermot Report 1 Apr 2009 23:13

Old age is when you are told to slow down by your doctor instead of a policeman.

Libby

Libby Report 1 Apr 2009 23:09

Someone said "Old is when you look in the mirror and see your Mum"..... I can see my Nan! :(. aaargh but she was lovely

Researching:
Gregory,(Southampton & Liverpool) Cowley,(Cheshire & Liverpool) Irons,(Scotland & Liverpool) Cowan,(Liverpol) Shergold,(Salisbury) Richens+variants, (Wiltshire) Seabrooke (Liverpool)

Ray

Ray Report 1 Apr 2009 22:16

Old is when you are half way up the stairs

and your not sure if your going up, or coming down ?

Ray

McB

McB Report 1 Apr 2009 22:15

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

McB

McB Report 1 Apr 2009 19:40

"OLD" IS WHEN.... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

Wenders

Wenders Report 1 Apr 2009 18:00

old is.. When your back goes out more often than you do.

BOBBIE

BOBBIE Report 1 Apr 2009 17:45

old is when you fall asleep half way throuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

BOBBIE

BOBBIE Report 1 Apr 2009 17:39

old is when the police look young

Dermot

Dermot Report 1 Apr 2009 16:52

"I refuse to admit I'm more than 52 even if that does make my children illegitimate". (Lady Astor).

"To me, old age is 15 years older than I am". (Bernard Baruch).

F

F Report 1 Apr 2009 14:13

Old is when.... Your knees buckle, but your belt just won't :)

Liz 47

Liz 47 Report 1 Apr 2009 12:15

Old is when you start getting ready for bed at the time, when a while ago, you would have started getting ready to go out
Liz

Researching:
Dad and Aunty Dolly with Grandad WW1

Ray

Ray Report 1 Apr 2009 11:58

Running is what you used to do as a kid

Mobility scooters have taken its place pmsl

Ray

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 1 Apr 2009 11:56

"Old" is when you realise that " Youth" is wasted,


on the young......

Bob

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

Dermot

Dermot Report 1 Apr 2009 10:15

There are two things you lose with old age - 1st. The memory goes;
2nd. er? damn - I've forgotten!

BOBBIE

BOBBIE Report 1 Apr 2009 09:09

what is running ,cant remember

Ray

Ray Report 1 Apr 2009 09:07

Old is when you can remember running all the way home from the
sweet shop, to open your can of Coke (no ring pull back then lol)

Ray

BOBBIE

BOBBIE Report 1 Apr 2009 07:44

old is when the only music you can make love to without changing the records are
the minute waltz and
the unfinished symphony

BOBBIE

BOBBIE Report 1 Apr 2009 07:39

old is when you think you have made love for 1 hour 2 Min's. none stop but then realise the clocks had gone forwards an hour

Dermot

Dermot Report 1 Apr 2009 07:34

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly & lie about your age.

As the old cock crows, the young cock learns.

Like the past, the scenes of our youth are always beautiful if we do not have to live in them again.

Do not resist growing old because many are denied the privilege of doing so.

Wenders

Wenders Report 31 Mar 2009 23:52

goodnight eveyone im off to my bed

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