General Chat

Sorry got the devil in me tonight, just read the title of Keiths thread, does it tie in with this one, lol

LOL Mummo .....
i think you should go on the norty step ...lol...

but your right it does seem to tie in with this lol...

Oh Hazel don't say l'm going to get a square a**** now, thanks, lol.

think this joke belongs on here, by the tone of things!!


*The Brothel Parrot. . . ..*



A woman went to a pet shop & imm ediately spotted a large, beautiful
parrot..
There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00..

'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this
bird
used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty
vulgar stuff.'

The woman thought about this, but decidedshe had to have the bird any
way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and
waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
'New house, new madam.'

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's
really not so bad.'

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and
said,'New house, new madam, new girls.'

The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh
about the situation,consideringhow and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said,


'Hi Keith'

Roflmho, love it.

not seen that one lol...but I did look at the single parent group which is quite 'normal'

xx

Thanks for the laughs tonight, still can't believe that friends reunited have any thing like this on their page, well goodnight hope you all sleep well. x

Hope none of you have your photos up on the site
I have a " Wee Me " there

Very quickly indeed
Would cause an uproar
lol