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Kay????

Kay???? Report 15 Feb 2009 19:06

David fine thanks and yourself?

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 15 Feb 2009 19:04

Ok long story short...

One womans mum at work hadn't got her new recycling wheelie bin...so one of the guys there rang her and said he was from the council, as she had complained.

He said she couldn't have a new bin because she still hadn't paid the fine for putting two bricks and a tyre in the last one.

She said she would be fined for not recycling, so he said they hadn't got any more of the blue ones left, but there was an old experimental one left in the stores, it was purple and yellow, and had a wobbly wheel, would she be happy with that?

She said yes!!

I won't repeat what she called him when he told her the truth LOL

Staffs Col

Staffs Col Report 15 Feb 2009 19:04

I used to work in a DIY department and we often had young lads come in for a rubber hammer - there is such a thing! The red faces belonged to the bosses when they bought the tool back and sheepishly asked for a refund

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 15 Feb 2009 19:02

Nope still holding on for more..........I was REALLY very gullible.........I m not making myself look daft til more do lol xx

Stevie

Stevie Report 15 Feb 2009 19:00

Go on Muffy. I know you're dying to spill the beans......

:o))

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 15 Feb 2009 19:00

Hee hee
yes got caught on the long weight and the sky hook,
but was wise to the elbow grease....LOL

Just though of another one.......you know when you compress air?
it gets hot?

sent Someone to get some............Hot Air..LOL

Bob

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 15 Feb 2009 18:59

Alko ....GERRRRRRRRRITINTHERE 4-1...

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 15 Feb 2009 18:58

~~~~~s to Steve and Alko.
I'm beginning to warm up to reveal mine but I need more..............

Alko

Alko Report 15 Feb 2009 18:57

Bob you just made me laugh, i used to be a secretary for an accident repair centre, we used to send the apprentices to the stores for tartan paint, was so funny then lol

Stevie

Stevie Report 15 Feb 2009 18:56

Hi Whirley. Yes I did, but fortunately my boss called me back before I'd gotten to far down the street.

~~~~~~~~~waves to everyone~~~~~~~

Steve
:o))

Foggy

Foggy Report 15 Feb 2009 18:54

Hi Whirley.

Foggy

Foggy Report 15 Feb 2009 18:53

good evening Kay???? and how are you this evening.?

Hi TW

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 15 Feb 2009 18:52

*throws spit ball at Hayley*


~~~~~~~~~~s to all

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>runs

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 15 Feb 2009 18:51

why thank you Foggy and Whirls...~~~~~~ waves to Kay, Bob and Stephen ..Ignores Muffy

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 15 Feb 2009 18:51

I have been known to send someone to the stores for a ratchet hammer and a left handed screwdriver....


One young lad got sent to B&Q for some elbow grease....we never saw him again lol

Kay????

Kay???? Report 15 Feb 2009 18:50

Foggy xxxxxxxx


,waves like a lady,\/\/\/\/\/

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 15 Feb 2009 18:50

LOL@ Stephen did you fall for it though Stephen?

Hiya Whirls xx

Whirley

Whirley Report 15 Feb 2009 18:48

eveing Muffy and Hayley

~~~~~~to Foggy

Stevie

Stevie Report 15 Feb 2009 18:48

As young part timer.

I was sent to but a glass hammer & a tin of striped paint. :o))

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 15 Feb 2009 18:47

**giggles at Foggy calling Bob a lady and Muffy young **