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oooohh, you are cheeky, wmsl, norti person you :)) x

Don,t need a "Six Pack" I,ve got an "Eight Pack" but I ve got a 48inch Chest and have trouble getting a Bra to fit, Do you think you could lend me one of yours,it may be a bit to big, but if it is, I can always sling it between two trees and use it for a "Hammock" **M**..rofpmsl.xx

Right sorry Merlin, have to shut the stall now, and pop out, will re-open later, thank you for being such a good customer, your order is in the post. :))) xx

Oh come on Merlin, a girl has to earn a living hasn't she?, now look I do a lovely line in Corsetry for Men, do you want a six pack chest, then one of these corset's designed to push your belly up and give you a manly chest, is just what you need.
Retails at £46. 99p in the shops
Yours for a fiver, plus p.p.
If you want one please note, it will be delivered in a plain brown envelope, we are very discreet.

They may be reasonably priced, but they,re still as bent as a nine bob note, and only fit Gnomes and Pixies,( And I,ve been relyably informed you even charge extra for the Gnomes Fishing Rods,**M**.xxpmsl

She is a schoolteacher and the kids DO NOT mess about in her class, I think you can get the picture, she's lovely but can be fierce, gulp. And yes she is a bit bigger than me, but that doesn't signify because I'm a coward anyway.

My boot stall is not dodgy, Merlin, all DVD's are guaranteed by Jack Sparrow, Captain, all shoes, even though there all left feet only, can be quickly adapted to fit the right foot with a quick tap of the hammer, all reasonably priced....

This "Well Built" like as in Brick Outhouse or what? It might be a good Idea if she is like that to offer her a partnership on the stall,then she can frighten the punters into buying all your Dodgy gear. other than that, "Do a Runner Double Quick" pmsl..**M**.rofpmsl.xx. Ps. of course if you go to Australia they could always stick you on a beach wearing it in any bad weather instead of flying a red flag, you,d be famous.xxpmsl

That is just a great idea Merlin, I'm sure my lovely niece who is quite well built, will be overwhelmed by the fact that not only have I just ruined her new best jumper, I managed to get a quid for it on the car boot sale,....... you just want to get me beat up don't you. lol

Thank you
Barbara xx

The words "Walking Disaster Area" come to mind. then again I suppose you could say it was sold by mistake on your "Boot Sale Stall" for a quid,and offer to give her that.pmsl..**M**.

I've just thought, maybe I could try dying it and try to get the pulls out with a knitting needle,mmm

At least you're honest Sue, lol

Night hun, have a nice sleep, don't worry about me, I'll be okay, don't you lose any sleep over me......

Barb xx

I feel a little mean tonight, Barb, so yes I would like to see you get in trouble:)) I'm going to bed now but I'll look in tomorrow morning and see if you are still around. Nite!!

Sue xx

There isa a good chance I may fly over the Atlantic, you don't know, anything can happen with me, lol

Could I tell said niece I donated it to a poor mountain goat in Afghanistan who was a bit chilly, you two are no help really, you want to see me in trouble don't you.....

Barbara that sounds stunning and Taff that's a great idea but Barbara won't be flying over the Atlantic, dear. It'll be over land most of the way. She could toss it out over Afghanistan and scare the living daylights over a nomadic mountain dweller;))

Sue

Barb, take it with you, but drop it over the atlantic somewhere.
GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE!!

It's okay, I've got a nice yellow jumper I would 'never' wear for gardening, I'll travel in that, with my nice Bermuda's and stunning diamante encrusted flip flops, I always travel in style!!!

Please don't meet me wearing that red jumper with the bleach stains and all the pulls. I have a reputation to uphold you know:))

Sue

So i don't need to bring my red jumper then......?

Well it's not MY red jumper is it, you know what I mean...lol

I'll meet you at the airport in Sydney. I'll be the gorgeous one surrounded by handsome airline pilots - it happens everytime I go to the airport:)) Bring your summer clothes 'cos it's very warm.

Sue

What if I just appeal to her better nature, explain what I did to her new jumper, just own up............

What time's the next plane Sue, I'll be on it....bye Taff......