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OMG Merlin, you gonna cut us with a knife, sterilise it with whiskey, then drink it and keep our bum warm

Nope you have to do more than that to get in this sleeping bag, remember i got it and i have it to myself, plenty of room but it comes at a cost
lol xxxx

Oh yea of little Faith, The water is for drinking ( Some times) but the Malt is for a multiple purpose,1,Is obviously to drink.2.it is also a very good steriliser for wounds etc.3.its also pretty good if you have to "Cauterise" a deep wound,i/e pour it on knife set fire to it pour more on wound then press hot knife on to it,it bloody hurts but it works,as for my sleeping bag, Its a Triple one so three can get in it,body heat keeps you lovely and warm( including Bums) usually you get in naked for maximum effect and of course Heat. Lastly you can,t nick it because its all Magic and I,m the only one with the right wand to make thigs appear and disappear.**M**.pmsl

I had quite a job finding it, I asked my local council if they had an evacuation/emergency procedure, this led me (eventally) to Hampshire county council and then to this.

I don't think this "the sky is falling" rushing around thing, it actually makes sense to have an idea of what to take with you if you had to leave your home

no not putting you in boot,

errrrrrrrrrrr where are we meant to be going lol x

Sorry boots full .......................LOL

chucked him in the boot Kemp,

maybe that will shut him up,

coming?

got room for you x

Cor .......................hope you wouldnt have to go anywhere coz I couldnt carry all that stuff!!

No idea who read it Maggie

get your lightbulbs and give them to Merlin, knew he was scared of something, its the dark

bet he will need a lift if he drinks all that Malt,

(takes cover and runs) blue eyes, maggie quick

Gosh, I work for them and I didn't know about this!
It's hard enough getting the light changed in the lift where I work - a major H & S risk apparently!!!
Must ask who has read it...................

Blue Eyes i have the bag ready

Have got:

Tent
Compass
Water
Food
Fags
Sleeping Bag (plus 1 Merlins)
McDonalds
KFC
Chippy
Tea
Coffee
Milk
And (clean knickers for us)

And a blubbering Merlin lol xxxx

Right,

nicks sleeping bag, plastic cover, hope it pours of rain cos he will be soaked
heha, serves you right Merlin

If you want water get your own, and NO you are not sharing our tent x

nah he didn't did he, tightwad.

Congratulations Supergran.xx have you done your emergency bag ??

he didnt offer to share the malt did he blue eyes?

Just you and me then Merlin and as you will be p**sed I'm going to nick your water and bag. xx

Yes, Two Bottles of water and two dozen bottles of Malt,plus a sleeping bag and large roll of plastic covering, Oh, and a glass. **M**.pmsl.

gear together??

www.hants.gov.uk/hcc/emergency/

go to "what you can do" on the left hand side, then look for the underlined EMERGENCY PACK..