General Chat

I'm ♫ Rocking & Rolling ♫ to Phil....

Loving it ........bopping and jiving to all the songs...cant get enough of it ..LOL


Pass me me drink.... MTG please... and get that Prawn out of your mouth still got its shell on that's why you've choked.....Silly billy.... Tuts ..

Just leave my Phil alone its hat s a bit cool .........lovin it .

Thats the only way to do them girdles up. Thank god we women are past those times. I couldn't stand being trussed up like a chicken every day.
Where are we going dancing then Stephen.

I had told my wife not to pull the strings to hard when I was putting the Girdle on.

What does she do?

Gets me to lie on the floor and puts her foot in my back and PULLS.

Take the damned thing of then Stephen. Let it all hang out, the bellies I mean. LOL
Oooh this meal is delicious, can't wait to boogie on down.

This Girdles Killing Me!

Don't worry Stephen MTG will be o.k when she gets some grub down her neck. She hasn't eaten all day, and I don't think she fancies eating Phil that much. Ooops that sounds wrong. Sorry MTG

MTG is giving Phil a hard time...hope he can cope with the verbal abuse.

Stephen removes the sunglasses.

The ladies swoon when they see his seamans blue eyes.

They seem to go with his Sean Connery accent.

BUMP! Down to earth...Phil Collins joins the group and all the attention turns to him.

'Tuts'
trust Marilyn to lower the tone losing her falsies!!!!!

Stephen I didn't notice you're wearing a wig, it must be a good one

In the words of Morecombe and Wise 'you can't even see the join'

God Stephen you do know a lot of people here. Take those bloomin glasses of will ya.
Give us a song Phil purleeez.

Marlyn,

Phil Collins is a recording....your missing the real thing...he is in the Ritz tonight for a meal.

Stephen waves....Hi Phil! Nice to see you. Come and join us.

Thinks!

Hope the hair piece hasn't slipped.

Might need to take the sunglasses off at some point...it's a wee bit dark with them on.

JINGS! Thought that was a big spider in Marilyns drink....closer inspection showed it was a FALSE EYELASH.

All their eyes are beginning to sparkle in the candlelight.

PAULINE! Stop pinching the Waiters bum.

My order is pretty simple really.
Roast Duck Breast in honey glaze, with Carrots, Kale, and Green Peppercorns. Followed by.
Lemon Posset with Blueberry compote and warm Madelines.
Oooh scrummy.

Hi all,

I'm bopping to Phil Collins now on telly, all Motown records ......Chuck anything on a plate for me please ........

Pauline & Yvonne about time you both showed up ..!!

Hi Stephen, I'll pop back later...... loving Phil..

LOL

not a pretty sight

Stephen I don't want to put you off your dinner!!!!

that sounds yummy Stephen

I'll have......uummm

Minestroni Soup with croutons


Fillet steak with a pepper suace, mixed veg, saute potatoes, grilled tomatoes and a glass of merlot

and for pud
Raspberry pavlova

and a coffee with Contreau

Wow,

What a place this! I think I'm the envy of every guy in the room.
They certainly keep looking this way and shaking their heads.
Must be in disbelief that one chap can be with so many good looking ladies.

Yvonne,

You should have brought the horse and came as Lady Codiva, (is that how you spell it?)

Starter for me

Lobster Thermodore.

Main course

Fillet of beef in brandy sauce, with saute potatoes, mixed grilled veg, mushrooms in garlic wine and stuffed tomatoes.

Sweet

Fresh fruit salad in herbed cream.

and a lovely Gaelic Coffee to finish made from the finest Islay malt.

My choice of wine is a nice dry white and a lovely Rose'.

Hi everyone. I thought we had lost you all. Come on Stephen drinks all round. Mines a Brandy and babycham please.