General Chat

Gee .....Thanks Guys & Dolls.

Just got to get my face back to normal now.

Where is Maddie ? just when you need ALL your friends she goes missing !

I could do with a Indian Mo.....can you sort that out as well ..LOL

Could always get the Lads to out for an Indian , we have come all this way where they do real Indian cuisine ....and a bottle of plonk !

well mo dont no were you was looking for the chines food must of been looking in the rong place cos i have it right in front of me here

see rice chow min and BBQ ribs

Phew, did you see those guys muscles girls. They certainly made mincemeat of our Russian friend.
I was going to hong kong fuey him Shelly but I didn't get a chance. Never mind I will save my energy for the parade on Sunday.
Oh my god Steve is that you that pongs. If thats what eating haggis does to you, I think I will steer well clear thanks. I thought curry was bad enough.
Awww Rita, you can use my shower if you want to. We don't need you ponging, it's bad enough with Steve.
The waters a bit brown, but it's better than nothing. You look like you have caught the sun when you get from under it though.
Shelly, they don't do chinese food here, so I have had words with the chef,and he will do a roast dinner if you want, or fish and chips.
Any other takers for this type of meal, or do you want to eat native.

Ok Marilyn,

The guys have fixed out that Russian.

Tom, tracked him using his SAS skills.
Bobby and Andy held him down.
And I ate a lot of Haggis....that gives you wind...
guess what I did!!!!!
He wont meddle with you again.

Mo how did you manage to get this lovely pent house flat all for me I was so pleased when you told me and they came and said this woman came and was so angry so we are giving you the best.. " Thanks I said that is good I knew I had the best of friends." so they moved my cases and I was so happy we went up in the lift the only thing is the lift only goes so far I have to walk the next four floors. at least I will have plenty of exicise before the games open on Sunday
it is a hell of a drag getting the bath water up these stairs the bath they have. but it has no taps on yet and the water cannot be connected till Sunday I will smell by then.
still I have a nice view from here.


Marilyn wait till I get my breath back and I will come and sort that guy out with the others. we will show him we maybe women but we dont stand no nonsence from guys like him.
Rita

I knew you lot would sort it ....PMSL

right come on you lot we have a russion to find

marilyn dont wurry ill find him and Mo will do hong cong fuee on him

and rita will give him a smack up the choppers

linda will hold him down so pauline can sit on him and fart in his face

Marilyn, I did warn you that he was a spy. Come here, ahhh big hugs.

Hi Everyone ......LOOK WHAT THE RUSSIAN DID TO ME .......

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Smashed me face up because I WON .....!!!!!!

Cooeee I am back. I didn't find Pauline and Maddie. Look Shelly I have bought all these sari's, what colour would you like.
What do ya mean the basement gym is flooded. I bet that was Yvonnes horses fault, they stabled it down there before they put it outside, oh god.

Rita they have agreed to change your room, for a luxury penthouse at the front of the building. I hope you will like this one better.

I think I will go and have a swim in the heated pool. Maybe then the rest of the GR team will be back. Stephen where are you, I hope you,Andy,Bobby
and Tom have not drunk the bar dry. I know how much you all enjoy the golden elixir of life.

Shelly,

You are not alone.....if the girls don't turn up you can have a night with Tom, Bobby, Andy and I.

We know how to rave.....we can drink double Colas...and eat Big Macs....and do Highland Flings or Gay Gordons.

You will have a magic time.....and there is not one of us over 70 !!!!!!! LOL

Stephen

were is every one
see i come home out of all the cold and rain nad no one is here

im sitting here all on me jack jones like a sado
lol

can i have a sari ill feel well at home with one of them on
and can we eat out tonite please i fance a chines take away

o and i dont no why we came all this way for the rain when we have plenty of rain here in london today

and in not going down that basmont it flooded and i dident bring me wellis

HAW THERE STEVIE!

A Scots voice booms out across the street.

My God! It's Andy Jamieson,,
Scotlands answer to Mr Universe, he's here on Holiday.

Stephen, Bobby and Tom quickly sign him up for
Team GR as a Wrestler.

He's staying at the same hotel....the girls should like that.

Hope they don't spend too much. Although at these cheap prices it would be hard to do that.

Hello everyone.
Have you all just woken up. I have been on a trip to visit the Taj Mahal, ohhh it's beautiful.
Now whats this about your room being at the back of the hotel Rita, right I am going down to reception, I did not book a room at the back,so someones in for a right rollicking. I am not a happy bunny, I will not have Rita in a place where we can't keep an eye on her.
We know what she's like for the gentlemen,and we need to give them the once over first. We have all heard about about women who get taken for granted abroad.
Excuse me Pauline, but that was not Stephen entering my room last night,
that was the bellhop, he carried my suitcases up for me.
No curry for brekkie Rita and Linda, I have got porridge oats,and all cereals in my room. I will pop out and buy some bottled water in a minute,
then I can put the kettle on,and make us some instant oats.
We can pinch the milk and sugar from the dining room. Oh and can one of you find some china and cutlery for us.
Marilyn, that Russian was a spy for the Russian team, so watch what you say and do.
Yvonnes horse, has been given a lovely stable at the back of the hotel.
Any volunteers to go and feed it.
Shelly, the gym is in the basement of the hotel, you could meet Stephen down there, if you feel you need more training.
I think I will catch a tuc tuc and go and find Maddie and Pauline,just to make sure they barter the prices down.
But first I am going down to reception to give someone a roasting.

Pauline........just practicing with that Russian ....ugghhhh !!

LOL Rita, you'll just have to live off the food we smuggled in. I think it's in Marilyn's room............well, she had the most luggage with her - so I think she must have been carrying the food.

Don't know how you ended up with a room at the back of the hotel when we all got rooms at the front, we'll send Mo down to complain about it, she's quite friendly with the manager.

Marilyn, why are you playing draughts with that Russian? The games don't start until Monday. Don't let him see all your moves already. I think our 3-legged race is on straight after your draughts match on Monday.

Shelly, we aren't training today, we're having a day off so we can all shop, shop, shop. You don't need any more practice anyway, you'll win easily.

I want a sari as well Maddie, can't wait to get to those shops. Think we'll need something bigger than a tuk tuk to put all our shopping in though, do they do stretch tuk-tuks?

Linda, I see you managed to get your photo in the paper already, well done on getting the certificate. Let's see if you can add a few gold medals to it.

Have you seen Mo anywhere? She went to bed last night and I haven't seen her since...............she can't still be asleep can she? Mind you, I'm not sure if that was her bedroom she went into, I thought that one was Stephen's room, and he did have a big smile on his face when I saw him this morning.

Where did Yvonne go to with that horse? She didn't take it to her room did she?

Linda congratulation on getting a certificate I wonder if we will see you in the News Paper ?

I am not happy I looked outside my window and all I saw was what looked like a building site bricks. cememt .and an excavator, there are men everywhere. working like mad.
The have so many tools and they are still building a brick wall, no idea what that can be ?
I dont know why you others have a garden outside your room. I am not having this I am going to have a sulk now.

If they dont change my room I am catching the next plane back home to Britian.

I looked at the menu. and they have currey meals with garlick bread for the meal tonight I hate Currey and Garlick.
I asked what was the alternative the reply was GO WITH OUT well that was what it sounded like I dont understand Indian.
I need a headache pil.

Rita

Oooh er.

What exactly was in those Brownies last night. I must have wafted around in a haze this morning. lol
Terrible hunger, must have the 'munchies'

I was right about the courtyard, but on closer inspection you are correct, the fish have gone doolalee. Couple of frogs, and some old guy sitting contemplating his navel.

Anyone fancy getting a tuk-tuk into town, and looking at the shops. I promised myself a saree to take back with me. My sil wants a length of silk to hang on her wall. Anything else will be a bonus.

Mind the water in the bath Marilyn it is brown, and make a noise before going into the bathroom, snakes love the warm and damp.

Morning All.....


Maddie its bl**dy .....DELHI !!.......Ornamental Courtyard ?????? PMSL.

The fish didn't last long its been eaten by the kids they were starving !

I'm playing Daughts with a Russian this morning.....bound to WIN cause I cheat ever so well.......don't need exercise for that just a good brain .

Off for me bath ..........

Stephen I'll sort the other knee out on the way back ..LOL