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pauline yes i got a gold meddle as well

now if you want me im resting in my little hut


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Shelly you were fantastic in the gymnastics, you're soooooooooo bendy. I would end up in hospital if I tried half of those moves.

Lovely trophy but I hope they gave you a medal as well. Did you get one for the egg & spoon, or the conkers?

I'll add them as we get them...


Updated list of events and medals

Gymnastics = Shelly, Rita………….1 gold & 1 trophy

Conkers = Mo, Shelly ……………1 gold

High diving = Stephen……………..1 gold

Egg & spoon = Shelly, Stephen

Skipping = Maddie, Shelly (reserve)

Relay swimming = Stephen, Shelly, Bobby McGregor, Yvonne (that's our team)

Archers/Archery = Linda, Pauline……………….2 golds

Relay race = Rita, Shelly, Marilyn, Yvonne (that's our team)

3-legged race = Marilyn, Pauline, (Maddie disqualified)……………2 golds

Mud wrestling = Mo……………..1 gold

Sprint = Marilyn, Shelly, Yvonne

All other running events = Marilyn, Shelly, Yvonne

Stilts = Pauline…………….1 gold

Sack race = Maddie, Stephen, Shelly (reserve)

Weight lifting = Linda, Shelly (reserve)

Running backwards = Maddie, Shelly (reserve)

Hight jump = Rita, Bobby, Shelly (reserve)

Rifle shooting = Pauline, Maddie

Handstand against the wall & falling over = Maddie, Shelly

Table tennis = Linda, Stephen

Darts = Mo...pending

Hula hoop = Mo, Pauline

Hopscotch = Maddie, Shelly (reserve)

Snakes & ladders = Marilyn, Shelly (reserve)

Draughts = Marilyn…………….1 gold

Long jump = Shelly, Stephen

Orienteering = Maddie, Shelly (reserve)

Abseiling = Maddie, Shelly (reserve)

Trampoline = Yvonne, Pauline

Equestrian = Yvonne, Sue

Baton twirling = Maddie, Mo

Flag waving = Jean

Shot put = Stephen

Hammer throw = Stephen

Caber tossing = Stephen……………..1 gold

100mtr hurdle = Bobby

Pole vault = Bobby

Rowing/sailing = Tom McLean

Welly tossing = Tom, Bobby, Stephen, Andy

Caber tossing = Tom, Bobby, Stephen, Andy

Haggis hurling = Tom, Bobby, Stephen, Andy

Did you all watch me in the gymnastices
im just wating for my truofy nice isent it lol

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Well girls look what I am up against this time, a big lady, well I'm using the word lady wih my tongue in cheek.
My word they do make em big and strong for these games don't they.
Oh my word! she's got me in a neck hold. Mo reaches round, and pulls her chest hair, ouch she's screaming now. Will you shut up woman,you'll wake Chas and Cammie up.
The ref comes up, and warns her to keep the noise down. He splits us up.
Right this is my chance, I will do a flying scissor flip,and get her round the neck.
Yeh she's down, she's crying her eyes out, the ref starts the count, ONE ,TWO, THREE she's out.
Thank god thats over, she had really smelly arm pits, I don't think they use deodorant where she comes from.
One more match to go, and if I win that one, it will be gold for me,at the moment it's Silver, but I want the gold.

Oh, do you think they noticed I did that Mo?

Sorry Pauline, I thought I was going to miss your race. Well done, another gold for team GR.
I thought you were a gonna when that stupid German woman, stuck her stilt in your path. You did well to recover, I am glad you knocked her over on your recovery though, she deserved it.

Has anybody seen Maddie, she went off in the huff because she was disqualified from the 3-legged race.

And get back in there and beat those other 2 hairy women.

Yuk, please don't shake my hand until you've washed all that mud off Mo.

Did you see me go on those stilts Mo? It was like they were my own legs. luckily I didn't fall off until after I got over the finish line...................and that doesn't count - I got gold.

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Are you sure they won't get into trouble with the RSPCA for throwing those cute little Haggis creatures about?

Right, come here me darlin, I will show you whats what.
Oh no she got my arm up my back, Mo twists round and flips her over.
I am gonna sit on yer head you big fat hairy monster. Ooops she has just thrown me over into the mud. Yuk this tastes like cow dung, Mo spits out a mouthful of poo, that lands right in the opponants eye. While she's not looking, or rather she can't see, Mo takes a run at her and knocks her to the ground, and ONE, TWO THREE, she's knocked out.
Hooray thats one down two to go.
Going to have a quick shower before the next bout. I think I will go and support Pauline in the stilts race.
I'm on my way Pauline. Go Pauline, Go Pauline gooooo.

Now that Bobby, Tom and Andy have arrived and have stripped down a bit.....

Lets get them tore into the wrestling and Haggis Hurling.

Go get em Mo, you can do it.

Sorry I didn't mean to sit on the caber, I was just trying out the stilts and needed a rest.

Me, fill Steves boots with mud, NEVER lol.
Pauline stop letting out my secrets.
My god have you seen the size of these women I have got to wrestle against, they are built like brick sh**houses.
They have got hair where a woman should never have it. They have never waxed or shaved their bodies at all. Still that may come in handy.

I've got stilts next so I'd better go and practice a bit.

Thank goodness I had my porridge this morning...this Caber is really heavy....lot more than usual.

PAULINE......get off the top of the caber....

no wonder it's heavy....

what do you mean you're looking for your horse?

Stephen tosses the mighty pole.....

CRIKEY....it lands on top of Camilla.....

Charles quickly phones home to organise the Life Policy Payout.

DISQUALIFIED......What the H do you mean...she should'nt have been sitting there in the first place.

Bobby, Tom and Andy arrive....they strip to the waist....the Judges very quickly reverse the decision....

It's another GOLD for Team GR

Are you sure you can lift that caber Stephen? It looks awful heavy.

I'm bound to win the welly tossing now.