General Chat

I just borrowed Yvonne's horse.

Mo,

Yvonne's horse wanted to see me cause I got some hay in the field, its not been fed since he came back from Deli.

*Dame* when did Pauline get a horse ?

Where is our Rita .....??????????

Mo, you can't get into a scrap, you've got an MBE now, you have to be posh............not as posh as Shelly has to be though.

You'll really have to work on that Shelly, can't have a cockney Dame.

I wondered where that horse went Marilyn, did he follow you home?

They will get a rocket up their ar*e if they mess us about when they play us.
They will also P a lot of other teams of. Bigger and stronger teams than us.

if thay are a new team then i bet thay dont last long
5 minnet wounder

I dont know why they cancelled Dame. But by what we have been told, they are a new team,and have got no idea about darts ettiquette(sp). They spend most of their time on their mobiles, or outside having a ciggie. Thats a no no,as we dont start till 9.00p.m and have to finished by closing time. They dont have extensions for us to finish playing. We normally wait till the break to go out for a fag.
Maz what the heck is Yvonnes horse doing at your house.

marilyn did you pinch paulines horse
you no her lady codiver one
dont think she will be to please

thats fine mo we dont mind haveing you for the nite lol

well why did thay cancelle bet thay was sceard your team was going to beat them

Look I found Yvonne horse ........galloping outside my house .

*Dame* Shelly I don't need a tiara I glow without one ...LOL


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No Dame, the darts have been cancelled by the opposition tonight. So it looks like you are stuck with me for the night. Ha Ha

ha thought you both could sneack in with out me seeing you

well i like me new name but some how im still not posh but ill work on it

mo ant you got darts tonite its monday thought darts was on a monday

marilyn ill let you have a lend of me teara if you like lol

Oh I'm here *Dame*...


Suppose your too posh to speak now ?

Just got in from shops......got the strawberry Jam & Strawberries for MBE LINDA tomorrow. 3pm I bet she gets lost, because I'm not even on a Sat Nav LOL

So I'm expecting a phone call from her somewhere in the vicinity of Devon !!
OK Dame ?

Oh my lord, look girls it's Dame Shelly. How much is it going to cost us to speak to her now I wonder.
Scuse me Dame, but yer tiara has slipped a bit. Mind it dont choke ya.LOL
What do you mean it will cost us a quid to speak to you. Tut Tut

im stil here and on my own

see marilyn now were are you lol

see marilyn i am here i just keep missing every one thease days lol

Ill have you no i dont were traners well only some times depending on what im doing
i were smart trusers and tops most of the time and i dont do dress or skert
lol

the Queen has to cuertas for me not the other way round
becouse im the one that won most of the meddles now if you go back it was a deat sert that i would get the most cos io put my name down for every think LOL

ha ha i now what i was doing and not one of you twig on LOL

now its party time

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I think the men just got their gongs and scarpered. Fancy leaving us to fend for ourselves in the middle of the city. And us all dressed to the nines.

Do you think they were a bit frightened they might have to pay for our meals? Maybe they didn't bring much money with them and thought they might get landed with the bill..........again.

Rita, that Aussie chap was the reason the train was late. They threw him of the train before mine arrived,for being drunk, and the cheeky blighter got back on mine before they realised it.
I had to buy myself another blouse when I got here,as he kept trying to get me to have a drink with him,and more went over me,than in me.
The saying drunk as a skunk came to mind.
The last I saw of him ,was when the railway police picked him up from the floor of the train. I rushed of the train as I knew I was going to be late.
I didn't see the goings of Stephen either, perhaps he and the boys got a little tipsy at the champagne reception.

Pauline you could be right it could be my estate manager she has it in for me. we have our AGM tomorrow and she wanted a list of the subjectS I am bringing up at the meeting.(they like to see them first so the can make excuses to my questions you know the motto "Be prepared ")
I told her I had not had TIME too so I will talk about them tomorrow at the meeting.

Pauline a bet .that a lot of bits of rock allegely coming from the mine .?will be on sale on ebay .people buy anything these days.

Marilyn you had better not drop the E of the end of the Dame ,when writing to Shelly.

Mo I saw you on the train you were sitting next to an Aussie with his hat on with little corks bobbying about..I didnt know if you had been at the bottles on your way up to London and had hung the corks on his hat.

I didnt see Stephen and his mates what happened to him ?I suppose he didnt want to mix with us LADIES

rita

Oops sorry Mo but I did tell you to sit still.

There you go, it looks lovely, the red ribbon matches your lippy.