General Chat

Shelly,

You have had me in stitches after reading your escapade with the wee one.

stephen you are from scottland

dermot i say bover instead of brother
and yer instead of yes
and nar for no LOL

pauline he came out as if to say what all the fuss about
i was just about to run ut the street for him but just new he couldent of got out and the bin is next to the street door i would of seen him

now were did mo go dont say she want up them apple and pears already

Where am I from ?

No Dermot, she's not from Newcastle.........you're way out.

Never heard of that song Dermot but you'll be able to hear it on Google.

LOL Shelly, little villain, bet he was laughing as well.

Newcastle?

stephen try google

pauline i nearly smoke a hole pack baby gave me a frit i can tell yo bloody little sod

i was in the kitcken haveing me fag then whant out to empty the bin then had a wee lol
baby was in frount room with younger son door shut and staR GATE SHUT HIS MUM IN BATH and other son in his room eny way i came back in liveing rom baby no were to be see so i ask were he was no one ant seen him so we are all searching over the house i just start to get a paneck on and guss what the little sod come out from beind the TV
now im only 10 years away from getting that bus pass instead of 20 LOL

Words to a song ?

Does anyone know the words to a song my Gran used to sing....the first line was something like.......

'When Banana skins are falling, you'll come sliding back to me'

That's all I remember of it.

My lowest weight was 9lbs 8ozs..............I was a fat baby.

While discussing my weight problem with my GP today, he enquired what was my lowest weight ever. I said 7lbs 3 ozs.

I've now decided I'm not overweight - just a foot or two under-height.

Just like the rest of us on here Mo........LOL

I know Pauline, I am like an open book. lol

Don't need to check up on you Mo, you've already told us everything.......LOL

LOL Pauline have you been checking up on me then.
It's so noisy here tonight all the bangs etc.
Ooooh waiting to watch Scott dance in a minute, cor he's luvverly, what a mover. He can swing me round the dance floor anytime.

I knew a man who used to use the open fireplace as a spittoon.

LOL Mo, was that around 1800? You must be older than Maddie.

No Brent doesn't like the fireworks, he's not interested in them.

Dermot, many a pub in the area Shelly and I come from, used to have the spitoon in the corner,and a pig on the bar as an airfreshner.

I once knew a lady who chewed tobacco & used the open fireplace as a spittoon. Strange company I used to keep in those days!

Apologies to anyone having their 'tea' at the moment.