General Chat

hi Maddie are you bored ......? you can help me hover this house of mine and lay the table for my feast tomorrow .....


Best crockery & Gold cutlery ....coming out of the woodwork tomorrow ..LOL

No your not alone ....Stephen. I'm here ! so behave or I'll get my whip out ..LOL

Cath ....We have a rule on friendly......no rows ....no one is allowed to be nasty its the reason why we have been going just over 4 years without a hitch .... This is the second thread that we have had with the same peeps and more joining along the way,the other one was accidentally deleted by our old friend Brian.
So that's why it has survived, we are all silly billy's but also a good humour and friendly bunch .

I have just put the last darling to bed ......phew !!!!

Now going to just sit and read all threads.....

Stephen has bottled it.

Oh well, I am here on my own then.

Erm. erm. I know a little recitation to pass the time.

Her hum.

Today's my daughters Wedding Day.
Ten thousand pounds I'll give away.

On second thoughts, I think its best.
To hide it in the old Oak Chest.

er. thats it then.

OK another one then.

Has anyone seen my Mopsa.
A comely dog is she.
With hair the colour of Charles the Fifth.
And teeth like ships at sea.

Her ears they stand right upwards,
and eyes are two abreast
And answers to the simple name of Mopsa
when civily address.

I thank you.

Ok! You got it.

Trufflina has 4 white bumps.....all below her waistline......figure that one out !!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats fine it will fit perfectly.

Get your nose out of my eye,

Dont duck the question dish the dirt.

Maddie,

Bloody Postal Sevices......you were sent a 'Petite' size.....must have got lost in the Post.

Stephen hides his blushing face and oh! sh*t his nose has started to grow.

Stephen.

I think we are.

Tell me more about Marilyns white bits.

And tell me ANYTHING you like about Neil and David.

And your good self too, if you feel so inclined.

Maddie

Are we alone ?

Who can we gossip about ?

Stephen, why is Cath getting a t shirt.

I never got one.

Sulks.

Big bottom lip quivering.

sweet dreams Mo and Patricia

Cath a friend has 2 greyhounds she got from a rescue, they are quite timid

we have a dog, a hienz 57, she's a rescue too

well must go now

Goodnight all

xx

Mommy,

I'll pay ..as usual....gonna need a Sporran the size of a coal sack for this one.

LARGE please.

Back in morning,

Cath xx

People dropping like flies on here.

Anyone left around.

Catherine,

Ahem !

What size Tee Shirt ?

Reminder - last person on here tonight, remember to switch off the lights for goodness sake. Money does not grow on trees - not even for Politicians or Jersey tax exiles.

Someone left them all on last night. No wonder we have global warming - except for the last week of course.

"Where's me mug of cocoa?"

Goodnight Cath, speak to you tomorrow.

Stephen don't forget, you promised us a sleigh ride before Christmas. I was looking forward to it. But I don't mind Claridges, if you are paying again. If not we will have to go out carol singing, they will give us money to go away.

Going to go now folks, nearly time for bed. Night god bless all. Luv Mo xxx

Stephen am eagerly awaiting arrival of T. shirt, lol.
xx for Fluffy Paws.

Cath xx

Night everyone
Catch up with you tomorrow x

Conundrum - what is the difference between eating the inside of a dead rabbit and not being forgiven for wearing it's fur?

Claridges is a bit stuffy. I saw a docu about the new Savoy. All new fixtures and fittings. Plus it is right on the Thames, we can organise a barge to come up, and put on a firework display. Just for us. Wheeeee.

Sorry, Cath it is.

I am only in for 3 hours tomorrow. So it will be a breeze.

How sweet Stephen to call your lady wife an angel. Aaaah bless. Its lovely.