General Chat

Edward from the Twilight Trilogy was a Vampire but he was a bit of alright!
A bit strange though -cold to the touch. I never saw the films-just read the books.

Vampires give me a pain in the neck.

They are blood-suckers just like HMRC.

I was given 8 vampire books for Christmas! I've read the Twilight trilogy so I was going to buy these books from thre book club at work and my friend said that's Ok Pat I'll buy them for you!

It 's all right Pat, he can deliver some to me on his way home, books I mean not chocs.

Oh no!
The only thing is that Stephen might fall over my pile of books on the floor!
I'll hide all my choccies!

Patricia,

I have been known to do raids by broomstick on unsuspecting victims.

Chocolates like Roses and various other brands mysteriously disappear
overnight...........beware !

You must have seen the 'Milk Tray' Advert.....well I'm the reverse of that. I take...not leave.

Pat dont tell Stephen that, he will be after them as well.
And do not let hime near you if he has eaten Haggis, he's lethal afterwards.
You can see what he threatened do to my poor putty tat, he threatened to .... on her.

I'm workiing my way through a box of Roses.I've got several boxes of chocolates- all for me!

Mo,

Cat...........I'll eat some haggis and then **** on it ROFL

They have got bogs so they are fine for toilet facilities Dermot.

Northern Ireland residents have been banned from taking a bath for over a week now.

Back to the outside barrel, I guess!

Pat, our chinese does do chips, but they make the really thick ones,and they are very greasy, so I tend not to buy them from there.

Huh, you'll have a job getting my After Eights Stephen, but I have got some
Mint Matchmakers if you want some.
I must get the cat out to keep watch for intruders..... especially those who's names begin with an S. She can spit and scratch dont ya know Stephen.
She's jet black in colour, so you wont see her creeping up on you. lol

No, Dermot.

Suppose I'd better go and have my bath now, and then do some dinner. Changed my mind about the fry-up, my PJs would smell of bacon.

Does anyone know where I could buy an English Take-Away in the UK?

After Eight Mints.......................

Watch out Mo....................I'm on my way !

I do like spicy food but I've never tried haggis.

Pat, I don't know any chip shops that aren't owned by Chinese now, mind you, they make really good chips, and they put loads in the bag.

I haven't made our dinner yet Mo, haven't even thought about it. Think I'll just do a fry-up.

We had BBQ chicken, and chips for dinner tonight, followed by ice cream.
But I think the after eights will have to come out in a minute, I fancy them right now.

HAGGIS

Made from the inards of the sheep, ie Heart, liver, etc.

Mixed with suet, meal, spices etc. And stuffed in a bag made from the sheeps stomach. It is then boiled in the 'bag' until throughly cooked.

Modern 'Haggis' is made in a similar way except for the bag which is man made,

You can get vegetarian haggis.

If you like food with a wee bit of spice to it....you'll like Haggis.

The two chip shops round my way are owned by Chinese people!
All this talk of food is making me hungry and I've had my tea!