General Chat

I'm beginning to realise that civilisation is a disease, with no cure in prospect.

im back
pat old man gos almost every game if thay play at the weekend
its all quiet now the game has finnished

ok nite nite all will have to go a bed have to get up in the morning

Night all !

Time to cuddle down under the duvet.

Stephen, that's so funny! Did you see on the news about Miriam O'Relly She's the same age as me but she looks more glam! Countryfile tried to get rid of her.
Shelley West Ham won! There's another leg 2 weeks time.

well pat dont no what went on but i got the BIG C word i take it west ham is not winning LOL

Another wee chuckle !

COSMETIC SURGERY

a Fifty five year old woman was walking down the street when she heard a voice boom out.

'You will live to be a hundred'

That must be the voice of God, she thought to herself; that means I've another forty five years to live.

So off she went to a Cosmetic Surgeon and had the works.

Face lift. Tummy tuck.Breast implants etc.She looked years younger. A whole new person.

As she left Hospital she was hit by a bus and killed.

Up in Heaven she got tore into God.

'Why did you let that Bus kill me?' she screamed at him.

'Sorry' said God, 'I didn't recognise you'

Stephen,
you do realise that Marilyn won't bring back Fluffy Paws a stick of Cyprus rock because of the case business!
The football's on .Wtaching it the same time as I'm on here!
Nice that Marilyn has got someone in the house while she's away.Keeps it warm etc.

LOL stephen
no charnce marilyn has her brother staying at her house when she is away


now were is she once a day poping in is not enuth

A wee chuckle for the evening.


HOLIDAY PANIC

An elderly couple, Marilyn and Pete were relaxing on the beach,

When Marilyn suddenly yelled out ' Oh my God, I've just remembered. I left the oven on at home'

'Don't worry' said Pete.

'The house won't burn down. I've just remebered. I left the Bath running'.

im not watching the telly cos im on my laptop
but iv got all the nose in the back ground

and mo i dont like darts now that is even more boaring than the football lol

well we do or we did have i should say a footballer in the family
his name was danny williamson my couson he played for west ham and everton his got a bad knee or was it his fooot any way it was a bad injery and he had to give it up and he was just begining to get realy famas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Williamson_%28footballer%29

Maddie look our Stephen is being a Crack Pot.
Good grief Stephen, no wonder your good lady needs a night out doing her good deeds, she goes to get a bit of sanity. lol

Maddie,

Are you into drugs ?

Where do you buy books that when you open them you get 'Crack' ?

Hi ya Marilyn, sorry I nearly missed you.

Right now we are watching Taggart, is that any good Shelly.

Dame Shelly,

The 'F' word...............Football

The 'W' Word.............Woosies

Maddie,
Dad moved down to Devon and met my Mum (who came from Yorkshire!) so I'm Exeter born and bred but I'm proud of my East End links.
I like paperbacks!

Shelly get in the car and get your butt down to me mate. No footie on in this house, I only have to watch darts when it's on, and that can be bad enough, even though I play them myself.

F is for Flippin Eck,
W is for erm Wallies.

I'm being a good girl, never swear thats me. LOL

pat i done support any team i dont like football
i carnt see why thay carnt go in one room to watch it in stead of haveing all the TV on in the house

maddie you no very well what the F and W word is LOL

Hello Patricia.

I am a book buyer too. Always hardbacks. I love the 'crack' when you open a new book. Luckily i know someone in the book trade and I get books at a discount. Kevin has put me up shelves in the alcoves beside the chimney breast to house me book collection.

Poplar, an Eastend Girl eh. My lot came from Ighbury, in Hislington. Before that, Devon. They came cos they were told the streets were paved with gold. Paved with something. Gold it aint. lol

Stephen you're so right I should just write one letter!.
Dear Father Christmas...............
Sorry Shelley!
I support Leeds Utd. My Dad came from Poplar and he used to go and watch West Ham play.
Maddie I'm not really a clothes buyer. I would like to have had nice things when I was growing up but my dad didn't have the money. Now i prefer to spend my money on books!

Hello Shelly

Go on, do tell.

What are the F and W words?





Flibbidigibbit

and

Woofledust?