General Chat

Morning all
Dermot I have never know you to type such a long description of your birth lol
I am 5 foot 9 inches tall dont ask me my waist line as I am not telling you. she hides behind blushes..
I have not started to shrink in hight as yet ? but have grown around the middle.
Jean stop tempting me with your food please. I want to loose two stone and I dont stand a chance with a menue like that, I will settle for a boiled egg and soldiers. please,
hope you keeping well. ?
Maddie I think I am twice the women I was .isnt that sad.?
Morning Linda hope you enjoyed you meal at Hayes, my daughter telphoned me from Uxbridge highstreet she was making her way to Wilkinsons and wanted to know If I needed anything.? you might have passed her in the centre or in the car sometime.?
Pat it must be that missing Stephen you dreamed about no wonder he is missing..

Morning everyone else.

Rita
x

Morning all,
Cold and dry again today.
Dermot we await part 2 with baited breath, lol.
Haven,t got anything planned for today but will probably take dog for a run on the beach later. Got to keep her in shape and shes the laziest dog I've ever known. No wonder she was retired at 18 months - wish I was retired-.
They say dogs look like their owners, well mine definitely does not, she is tall, skinny and sleek and I,m not, lol lol.
Hope you are all well

Cath xx

Morning everyone,
Fried brekkie please!
It's dry and cold here.
I had this amazing dream. I dreamt I met someone nice and then I woke up.
I can remember in my dream feeling really really happy!. Anyway back to reality. It's off to the hairdressers and the Opticians thismorning. I'ce still got some Christmas money to spend so I might buy some more books. I know you can get the book of the King's Speech. I prefer reading books to seeing the film. I've read Lord of the Rings but I've never seen the film!
Catch you all later in the day x

Morning Jean
Hope you are feeling better. Do you have to go back for check ups? I think I had more x-rays after a couple of months and mine had cleared. I hope you don't need to go out today.
I am off for the papers in a minute, hubby is at work and I could do with some fresh air.

Take care all

Linda :o) XxX

Morning Alll.

Very wet and cold - again.

Will join in the conversation from yesterday.

I was 8lb 3 oz when born.

I am 5ft 3.1/2in tall. And probably bigger than I should be. lol

I'm twice the woman I used to be.

Keep well and warm everyone.

Maddie
x

Morning all. very cold here today, think it will be a 'thermals day',

\_/? \_/? \_/? \_/? \_/? \_/? tea or coffee

Cereal or porridge

bacon, eggs, sausage, mushrooms, tomatoes, hash browns,
all on hotplate, help yourselves.

toast, marmalade or honey.

Hope you all have a good day

Rita, hope you are feeling better, keep warm and wrap up if you are going out.
Mo, how is that beautiful little Lilly, will you be seeing her today?
Shelly, hope you soon get your internet sorted.

Take care and stay safe everyone.
Jean xx

im back but dont no how long for with this stuped internet

and you are all proble in bed by now

Night everyone,
I fell asleep on the settee!

Night Night Shelly. I'm going now.

yer just wait till she is crowling
then walking thay will wounder then what thay let them self in to lol

im going off line for a bite carnt be down with this keep cuting out will see what its like tomorrow then ring BT

nite nite mo xx

Yep she's keeping them on their toes alright. Every little squeak mum is jumping up to check on her. Lol

i bet mum and dad no thay have her now
bet she is keeping them bizzy lol

She's good Shelly.

yer dermot got to have a part 2

evening mo how is little cotty socks doing
bless her

Encore, Encore Dermot.
A brilliant tale of your infancy,can't wait to hear of your adolescence. LOL
I bet you were a little toe rag.

GRKidnappedmylittlemanfaceMarilyn - how dare you ask such personal & confidential questions!!

I was very young when I was born & remember very little. On the other hand, my mum remembers everything - very clearly, she used to remind me.

There was no measuring tape to hand - so a piece of string was used to measure my height. Unfortunately, the string was not long enough to assess the size of my head. Here, you should think of Homer Simpson's head for comparison.

I felt neglected as a youngster. The farm animals always got seen to first. What food was available was always fresh though. One of my tasks was to monitor the chickens & bring in the eggs as soon as they were laid - still warm. There was no need to check the 'sell-by-date'.

Usually, the cat had to disappear from my cot to allow my mother to put me to bed. But, of course, he'd always sneak back later & there we both slept happily till dawn. The only time the cat might stir was when a visiting mouse would show his head around the corner. Such noise with cat chasing the mouse hotfoot out the half-door & through the chicken coup - poor chickens, no eggs for a while after their frightening intrusion. There was no sympathy for the mouse because he was obviously a stranger to the area.

Our poor dog ignored the goings-on because he was blind. He wore a white bandage around his back leg following that unfortunate incident. One day, he thought he was chewing a bone & when he got up, his leg fell off. His hearing was fine & was always happy to hear the sweet consoling words from us and every passer-by.

*Part 2 tomorrow, next week or never - depending on readers’ requests.

Come back Stephen chuck, we miss your witty banter.

Pat ....Stephen is probably doing the housework for his beloved Mrs .

Or ..... Poor thing he could be poorly.

Now what do we do ?

STEPHEN....we are missing you .....!!

I was wondering where Stephen was. Last time when he went missing he had problems with his laptop or something like that.

so we all look like humpa lumpers lol

exsep cath and pauline thay look like match stiks lol