General Chat

It certainly would be magic, my brain could do with a bit of oil
It is still working but only just.

I looked at my census just now and my eyes nearly popped out of my head when I saw all the questions then I realised I only have to fill the form in for the head of the house and that me.

and it asked are you English and I am. . Lol
I think I might have to read this three or four times over incase I make a mistake.
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The problem I have is my printer isnt working so I am trying to work out how to take a copy. for keeping.

Rita

Rita,

Hopefully you will have another good nights sleep. Best thing for letting you cope with the next day.

The Olive Oil will be reaching parts that other liquids cant. Perhaps some will leak in and oil the brain.......wouldn't that be magic.

Maddie .......so pleased for you, I'm quite good at helping peeps spend their money !
nothing would keep me away from a trip to the London shops !!


Maddie don't water down precious alcohol ....its not good for you ....LOL

Of course you should spoil yourself with a holiday, I have been to Malta,
which part are you thinking of ?

Now I have had a little nap .....over done the walking just a bit !

so I'm reading all my mail....

Maddie I didnt see you on Tv with all the others waving their boards and cheering Waitrose and John Lewis got 18 % bonus.

I had a bulb blow a little while a go it went in the standard lamp. I put another one in.
today my printer went it didnt print. would not copy anything and it printed blank pages. I think it must be having a funny turn.so much for Kodak printers. ?
It isnt that old.my other printer was a cheap one and I never had any trouble with it I changed it as the ink cartridges were dear to buy.


Rita

Maddie,

Bloomers that tie at the ends......are they waterproof ones ?

Don't let them fill up too much......you wont be able to walk.

Good news on your Bonus ......you seemed pleased with that.

Hard work brings it's own rewards. How true.

Malta's nice so I've heard.
Something to look forward to.

whats this all gess how old maddie is
and it must end with an 0

ok my gess is a 100

thats it maddie you spend spend spend

Aw that's nice Maddie.
pleased for you. Where are you going to go for your hols?

Hi everyone,
I survived the dentists although he did take some x rays.
Dermot, my home is my little palace!
what's the male equivalent of a mistress? I presume a master or a mist?

A wee evening chuckle

An elderly woman arrived home with the shopping and found her 96 year old hubby in bed having sex with another woman.

In a fit of jealousy she pushed him off the balcony of their apartment and he fell to his death.

She was Tried for murder.

The Judge asked her if she wished to say anything in mitigation of her actions.

'Well, your Honour' she said cooly,'I figured that at 96 if he could have sex with another woman, he could fly too.

Dermot,

I'm too lazy to reply to that.

In addition my hands shake like nothing on earth.....keeping time to my nodding head and bouncing legs.

Apart from that i can hardly see to type.

Folk tell me I look about 76........and I'm only 64

Am I suitably qualified ?

'Idleness & mistresses can age you beyond your years'.

Can any suitably qualified person confirm or refute this statement?

Mo,

She will probably dump them as she swings on the lights going from table to table.

Thats a definate Stephen. If I find any tied round the lighting fixtures, I shall know who to blame wont I.
Thongs are Maddies calling cards.
She has a thing thong along the way tho.

Mo,

And you will let us know if anyone (you know who) leaves any Thongs lying around.

Ahhhhh Marilyn missed me, I am sad about that, as I was here, but like you Maddie, no one noticed me.

Sooo Maddie, it's bonus time is it, right then the drinks are on you at the meet.
But I am a boring old fart, I don't drink, so tea and coffee is the order of the day for me i'm afraid.
Dont worry folks, I shall be reporting on a certain persons behaviour, especially, if they have a bottle of red wine and two glasses, hmm MTG comes to mind there. lol
Any dancing on tables, singing at the top of voices, telling dirty jokes etc,will be in the report. How much was that bonus Maddie, pmsl

The Doctor is going to do it. it is strange when someone spoke to me over at the shop it was like and echo.

I have my census come through this morning have not opened it yet. my sister sent me an email with all the census since they started for the people of the road we were born in. 1841 there are 12 pages of it but I have not been able to print it for some reason. I have had five goes the printer works the paper comes out plain we have a lovey booklet now of the Road we were born in , starting from the time it was farm land in 1820 all the owners were rich lords and ladies they have a wonderful history all that has been found incluing photos and listed all the people who lived and worked from 1841 in our road. up and including 1911 census my sister has been all over London and planning offices studing the maps and plans they are all listed in the booklet including the photos our History Society of Willesden are going to put them into our magazine.
so that is all sorted hard work but well worth it.

I had my invatation from my Granddaughter and her OH for their wedding in September my hotel has been booked as well. she has sent cards out RPVP beautifuly done with envlopes so people can reply.
there was a lovely little poem in with the cards.

Please find within this poem information just for you.
with some rules and regulations that we both insist you do.

Save the date of Saturday 10th September 2011 is the first thing to say
To share the love and happiness on our wedding day

The second one is vital if you're to be out guest
To eat and drink and be merry or do your very best.

The third one is an order so dont bring two left feet.
As when the evening comes around you MUST dance to the beat.

I thought that was so nice.

Rita

'A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking'.

Hi Everyone ..

Has anyone seen our MO .....look like she's missing ,I hope all her family are OK.

Hello Maddie my lovely.....are you going to share your bonus with us ? LOL

Rita, yes that will help your Tinnitus is the Hospital or your GP going to syringe your ear?

I'm having my breakfast ,,,,,,

good morning

MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE

see we have not forgoten about you lol