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Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 24 Mar 2011 00:10

of coulse i have the bigest gob
i dont get call megger mouth for nothink you no LOL

stephen i have good DIY skill you no ill give any man a run for there money
the only thing i dont like doing is pluming as i alway get wet haveing to unblock the ubends when kids block them

see and ask mo old man he will tell you i even new the tecinal words for the light fiting

ant that right mo LOL

beside im still here to show i have not gone up bang well not yet lol

Dermot

Dermot Report 23 Mar 2011 23:24

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

PatriciaAnn

PatriciaAnn Report 23 Mar 2011 22:35

Midsomers Murders was quite good tonight. I enjoyed it!
Those poor worms Stephen.
I thought it was funny was you said about the Gin and Tonic shortgage in Florida!
I'm going to bed now x

LindainBerkshire1736004

LindainBerkshire1736004 Report 23 Mar 2011 22:03

Stephen I'm here and thats a rhyme that the little ones either love or hate.

Have been to Marlborough today, what a beautiful day it was too. Had a nice walk around and as it was market day got some fresh food, 3 different cheeses and some tomatoes from the Isle of Wight. They are lovely and actually taste like tomatoes.

Off to see my Mum and Dad tomorrow as I haven't seen them for ages what with illness from lillteM and not wanting to pass anything on to them, but Mum was 83 today. Hope we can take them out will have to see how frail they are.

No news on my friends hubby, but will call her tomorrow as she probably has enough letting all his sisters and a brother know.

Take care all and hopefully Marilyn is well on her way by now

Linda :o) XxX

Stephen2009

Stephen2009 Report 23 Mar 2011 21:50

Time for my shower......then bed.

Night to myself.

Well there is no one else about.

Stephen2009

Stephen2009 Report 23 Mar 2011 21:48

Nobody loves me

Everybody hates me

Think I'll go and eat worms

Short fat juicy ones

Long skinny winny ones

See how they wriggle and squirm

Stephen2009

Stephen2009 Report 23 Mar 2011 21:33

I'm back....but I'm all alone ................Sob.

Stephen2009

Stephen2009 Report 23 Mar 2011 21:16

Mo,

Hello !

They must all be hibernating or something.

Gonna make some supper.

Back soon.

Mo in Kent

Mo in Kent Report 23 Mar 2011 21:13

Hey there Stephen, it is very quiet again tonight.
Missed your presence yesterday, it was even quieter than it's been today.
Loved the chuckles by the way, they made my night.

Stephen2009

Stephen2009 Report 23 Mar 2011 21:12

A Census Chuckle

A Census Taker arrived at an elderly ladys door.

She answered all his question except she refused to tell him her age.

'But you must' he insisted.

'Did Miss Mary Hill and her sister Miss joan Hill tell you what age they are? she asked.

'Yes!' he exclaimed.

'Well I'm the same age as them' she said.

So he wrote on the form.......' As Old as the Hills'

Stephen2009

Stephen2009 Report 23 Mar 2011 21:03

WHERE ARE YOU ALL ?

Cath2010

Cath2010 Report 23 Mar 2011 21:03

Quiet on here tonight. Hope everyone is ok.
Logging off as I need an early night, work early tomorrow.
Stephen loved the jokes.
((((hugs)))) for all

Cath xx

Stephen2009

Stephen2009 Report 23 Mar 2011 20:59

Have another chuckle ! It'll do you good.......honest.

An elderly driver was pulled over by the Traffic Police.

' Do you realise your wife fell out off the car two miles back ? '

'Thank goodness' said the old chap.

'I thought I'd gone deaf ! '

Stephen2009

Stephen2009 Report 23 Mar 2011 20:55

Had my annual Check Up at the Doctors today.

'How much do you weigh ?' asked the Doc.

'11st 2lbs' says I.

He weighed me......13st 9lbs.....

'How tall are you?' he asked.

'5ft 10ins' says I.

He measured me.....5ft 6ins.

Then he took my Blood Pressure.....'Far too high' says he.

'Of course it is !' I said.

'When I came in here I was tall and slender. Now I'm short and fat'

Stephen2009

Stephen2009 Report 23 Mar 2011 19:19

Evening All,

Did anyone hear the 6oclock news ?

There is a severe shortage of GIN and TONIC in Florida. Locals are up-in-arms that a certain English holiday maker has scoffed a vast quantity and left very little for them

Anyone know who it might be ?

I'm surprised Dame Shelly is still with us. Do you have frizzy hair now Shelly ? Or was it OH that electrocued himself ?

Pauline....leave you....never....I just love coming on here and giving a load of rubbish for you all to read. I'm still coming down to earth after the Full Moon.

On a more pleasant note......the snow is fast disappearing from my local hills. No doubt we will be hit again with it before the end of April.....usually do.

I must Post a Giggle at some point tonight.....time you all had a wee laugh.

Time for Tea. Back later.

PatriciaAnn

PatriciaAnn Report 23 Mar 2011 18:30

Hi everyone,
I'm in the middle of having my chicken curry. I walked home so I think I earned it!
It's been a lovely sunny day but I'm still wearing my hat,scarf, gloves etc.
I'm going to watch the new Midsomer Murders this evening.

Pauline $(*-*)$

Pauline $(*-*)$ Report 23 Mar 2011 18:13


Well that shows who has the loudest voice on here!

Shelly's voice is enough to wake the dead............. hmm, that could be helpful.

Shelly, could you shout at a couple of my ancestors who went on the missing list.

Nice to see you haven't left us Maddie, mind you, I think Stephen and Dermot have.

Cath2010

Cath2010 Report 23 Mar 2011 18:10

Maddie we all missed you.
Take care,

Cath xx

Mo in Kent

Mo in Kent Report 23 Mar 2011 17:58

Oooh Maddie it's sooo god to hear from you love.
Well done our Shelly, you shouted so loud that Maddie heard you.

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 23 Mar 2011 17:47

wooohooo

maddie is back and im so glad as i dident fance going on the missing list as i dident have no were to go lol

exsep to see to the dinner