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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK.....

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK.....

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK....

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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* I'm finding a few of these words awkward & I'm stone-cold sober!

Good Morning Friendly Threaders, Bit dull here in Cambridgeshire, but dry.
I hope everything goes fine for you Jean, I have a feeling in my bones that it will.
Stephen, I hope you catch a really big juicy worm.
Linda, I hope the doctor can make you better, Rita my mum has shoulder pain like you, she has cortesone injection,s in it now, they are helping.
We have got our home on the market now, we put it on friday and have had one viewing so far, a couple came and the lady was upset at her husband because he was ill and she was having to move as the house they are in now had too much land, I felt sorry for the husband, he looked really ill.
Morning to everyone whose not on here yet, have a nice monday

Agatha <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Morning all Good luck for today Jean oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Linda I was like that came off the pills and started feeling giddy again so went back on. its a terrible feeling when your loike that.
I am having a problem with my shoulder it hurts like mad and I moan like mad when I turn over in bed at night I think because they started reducing my steriods my PMR is going wrong again it causes lots of pains in your limbs. I dont want to go back ot the doctors unless I can stand it no longer.

What a lovely day it is and warm and it is only just gone 8 oclock. I have the washing to-do today. not alot thank goodness.

have a good day everyone.

Rita
x

Morning all,
a bit grey and cloudy at the moment, hope it clears up a bit as I have 3 grandchildren to amuse this afternoon for 5 hours :-0
Jean thinking of you today and hope all goes well for you.
Stephen I have had no joy in trying to enlarge those photos :-( :-( There must be a way of doing it but I'm useless. I would like to know what the uniforms are as I'm nosey. :-)
Linda take care with that giddiness and good luck at the dentist.
Hope everyone is well,
<3 <3 <3 to all,

Cath xx

Morning all
00000000000 for Jean 0000000000000000

Lovely here, except we were woken by either by cats or crows tearing into the rubbish bags whilst it wasn't quite light. So hubby has been out and cleared up the mess left before the dustmen come.

Have put myself back on the pills as the giddyness returned over the weekend. Guess I'll have to go and see the Dr again. Have a dentists apt on Wed with a new dentist as ours seems to have taken early retirement after a shoulder injury in a car accident about last Oct. Now the surgery is closed for essential repairs !!! My apt for June was cancelled and rebooked for Sept, but I can't wait that long !!!

Nothing much happening at the moment.

Mo the baby isn't due til next Feb they know too soon these days. So we are keeping quiet about it for a few weeks more, until she has had the scan, then we will be sure all is going well and they can give a better idea of dates.

Take care all. Thinking of Jean as she goes up to Christies

Linda :-) <3

Morning All !

Thanks for another great brekkie Jean ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

My thoughts go with you for today. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Early bird again today......worms watch out :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P

Cath......did you manage to get your photos looked at to have them enlarged. It would be good to try and find out what the Regiments are.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LIZ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Have a great day what ever you do.
;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

Keep safe, keep happy, keep smiling :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Hi everyone, hope your night was reaceful,

Breakfast.
Cereal or fruit.
Bacon, eggs, sausage, mushrooms, tomatoes, hot rolls.
Toast, marmalade or honey.

Off to shower and get dressed now, have to be at Christies early.
Thanks for all your kind thoughts and good wishes.

Take care and stay safe.
Jean xx
:-) :-)

its a kindle you silly mossssssssss LOL

thay are readly good and if jean had not got one then i say she should get one

any way just aldered a marrige cert so hope im on the right track with my tree
been searching my tree today

Evening all,
been up the tree again :-( How time flies when I get stuck into a good lead, I can be up there for hours lol.
Had a lovely peaceful day and got lots done.
Happy Birthday Liz :-D
Hope all the friendlies are well,
000000000000000 for the lovely Jean.
Night all,
<3 <3 <3

Cath xx

Yeah Shelley impressed with the electronic reader.

Hi Everyone.

Awhh... that's nice Maddie seeing loved ones grave is so pleasing.

Shelly.... what are you reading on that Electronic book ?
You kept that quiet ...what else have you got that you haven't told us about .?? LOL

*******************Happy Birthday Liz***************

Have a great time I hope you pop in and see us .

000000000000000....JEAN.....00000000000000000

Happy Birthday Liz.

0000000000000000000000 for Jean.

Have been out all day with Mr K. We went to the Golders Green Crematorium to put flowers in the vases of our parents.

It is not depressing over there at all, lots of rose beds, a wild flower garden, and the chapel is peaceful. We sat on a bench for a few minutes. It is strange in there. Perfect strangers all nod to each other and say hello. We are all going there for the same reason, and we all respect each other and acknowledge each other.

Got a pink nose from the sun. Gonna dollop some Aftersun on it.

No laughing. ;-)

Happy birthday day for tomorrow liz <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

We have a birthday girl on here tomorrow 25th.
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Wishing Liz a Very Happy Birthday.
Hope you enjoy your special day Liz.
Love to you.
Jean xx :-D :-D :-D
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wooohooo

im here been on the missing list
well not realy just have not been on the lappy been reading my eletronic book lol

think the old man wish he nether got it for me now

Hi all.
Just popped in to wish Jeniwren (Jean ) special wishes for tomorrow.
Good luck honey, stay strong, go with our love in your heart.
ooooooooooooooooooooo Jeniwren <3 ooooooooooooooooooooo <3

One of my Grandsons has gone on a stagnight with some friends , they have gone to Cardiff. He phoned my daughter when he got there to say there were no seats on the train. him and all his friends had to stand all the way (about two hours ) and it cost them £50 fares.


Rita

Marilyn,
I can't remember a lie on a Sunday! I'm at church 8.20am :-0
I help set up for the 9.00 mass. I prefer to be there earlier rather than later.
There's an International mass and meal. I'm going back for the meal :-D

Morning ....


Just got up ......how lazy is that :-(

Not sure what to to today perhaps another walk somewhere as its a dry warm day but no sun yet !!

How are you Jean ?

I'm like Maddie haven't got a lot of news to talk about ,but will be back later with some :-S

morning looks nice outside. might pop out later and do some weeding. it really does need doing even though it is post stamp size garden

Have a good day everyone.
Rita