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But your forgetting...........
9.05 Receive application
9.10 Break for coffee as have been in front of monitor for 10 minutes.
9.20 Return to desk and check database to see where the relevant certificate is stored.
9.25 Find the location of said certifcate is in the basement.
9.30 Coffee break
9.40 Call H & S to see if relevant Risk assessment has been conducted on staircase to basement
9.50 Call H&S to check that wiring to light in said basement complies to current building standard
10.00 Contact Office Lakey to ask if he can go to basement to scan certificate data. No reply.
10.10 Office Lakey returns from fag break.
10.15 E mail Lakey before going into meeting about diversity and blue sky thinking.
12.00 Return from meeting annd break for lunch.
13.00 Return from lunch and find Lakey has just left for his lunch.
14.00 Office Lakey returns and says he will need to take a manual handling course before he can lift the book off the shelf in basement.
14.15 lakey now booked in for Manual handling course in three days time.
14.30 Coffee break
14.45 Leave office as attending meeting for the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender forum.
16.00 Leave work as working flexitime.
Four days later
11.00 Arrive in office and ask Lakey to complete course evaluation form.
11.15 Help Lakey complete form as , because of diversity in the workplace legislation GRO has employed an illiterate Lackey.
11.30 Coffee break
11.45 File papers on desk because of "Tidy Desk" policy
12.00 Go to lunch
13.00 Decide to go to basement in person and copy details from book.
13.15 Arrive in basement to find that the ladder needed to retrieve book hasn't been safety checked in the last six months.
13.30 Return to office to find the Ladder safety form.
13.45 Coffee Break
14.00 Fill out Safety form
14.15 Return to basement, retrieve book and then spot that scanner is due for PAT test.
14.30 Return to office to make phone call requesting PAT test.
14.45 Receive confirmation that equipment mmust be taken out of service until test is completed in three days time.
15.00 Return to basement to put "Do not use" sticker (written in 25 languages including braille) on
scanner.
15.15 Leave work.
Three days later
9.20 Arrive in office and fill out End user report for PAT test.
9.35 Arrange literacy classes for Lackey
9.50 Go to basement, scan certificate and place in envolope.
10.00 Receive call from Lackeys uniion rep saying there will be an all out strike if you don't go to conciliation meeting as you have demoralised Lackey by doing a job which he is employed to do.
11.30 Meeting finishes and you and Lackey go to pub to celebrate as its Monday again.
14.00 Return to office and put certificate in out tray.
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wow joan
great idea
i am waiting for 2
ordered them last night, so hoping they will be here next monday
my last lot took a week
Bev
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lol lara
i too am being sarcastic to the GRO
you didnt offend,
*nudges lara out of way*
pmsl
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lara
i think you will find that the PC was still booting up at 9:01
so 9:05 is the earlist possible time they can recieve applications
presuming of course they are not drinking tea and chatting about what they did last night
lol
Bev
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even better lindsey
its the waiting thats the killer
i cant do anymore with ethel til i get these
lol
Bev
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How much easier would it be if they could email a copy through in a few hours? Saves paper, stamp and postmans legs ?
Oh the waiting.................!
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but i dont see why it takes the GRO a week to get my certs to me
i mean
they clock on at 9am this morning
9:05 get my application and payment
9:10 check registers
9:15 find certs
9:20 put certs in envelope
9:30 ask tom/dick/harry to pop certs in post box on way to getting coffee and doughnuts
i get certs by the next morning
simple isnt it
Bev
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