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The WALRUS CULT !!!!!

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NDD

NDD Report 24 Jul 2008 16:02

Rule 4

Blue Moon

Fantastic !!!!!

Blue Moon

Blue Moon Report 24 Jul 2008 16:00

Must learn ....

The Walrus and The Carpenter
Lewis Carroll

The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.


The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"


The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.


The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"


"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.


"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."


The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head--
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.


But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.


Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more--
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.


The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.


"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."


"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.


"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."


"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?


"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"


"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"


"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.


"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.


NDD

NDD Report 24 Jul 2008 15:45

Twinkly

Have You joined ?

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 24 Jul 2008 11:12

morning Brian....run out of medication again I see!!! x

NDD

NDD Report 24 Jul 2008 11:11

The Walrus

Wants at least

6,000

Rules

NDD

NDD Report 24 Jul 2008 10:55

That's a great film

( except for the shovel )

Rule 3

All followers will watch tarka ( 10 times )

Debbie

Debbie Report 24 Jul 2008 10:52

couldn't you be an otter instead, otters are cute, like in the film tarka the otter


forgot tarka met an untimely ending with a shovel and i cried buckets at the end

NDD

NDD Report 24 Jul 2008 10:49

Oh very well

as long as it is not My carcass

TOR

TOR Report 24 Jul 2008 10:47

Rule 2

Poached eggs must be served with walrus steak and eaten with utensils made from Walrus Horn

NDD

NDD Report 24 Jul 2008 10:44

Ok

Rule 1

Everyone will eat poached eggs

TOR

TOR Report 24 Jul 2008 10:42

yep it would go with poached eggs

NDD

NDD Report 24 Jul 2008 10:42

Ahhhhh !!!!!

certainly not

I am the egg man

TOR

TOR Report 24 Jul 2008 10:41

got a good recipe for Walrus steaks if you're interested Brian

T.O.R. ;o))

NDD

NDD Report 24 Jul 2008 10:40

Ahem !!!!!!

I'm waiting

NDD

NDD Report 24 Jul 2008 08:25

The Walrus has decided to start a new cult !!!!!

' THE CULT OF THE WALRUS '

I need to impose LOADS of rules on My followers

I am looking for suggestions as to what these rules should be

( The Walrus must obviously be the CENTRE OF ATTENTION )


The magnificient WALRUS.