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Glad they made you smile Jay xx before I go - another one for you:

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...


Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!


The moral of this ...Don't Mess With Old Ladies lol

Hi Jay
Sorry to hear your not feeling to good.
I also suffered with very bad eczema many years ago I was in a right old mess.
Doctor gave me all sorts of creams and tablets but I got worse.Ended up going to the skin clinic at the Hospital for some time .
Until a family friend who had suffered from psoriasis as a child and through adult years told me she had been to see a Homeopathic doctor who had prescribed medication.
She was not a 100% better but was the best she had ever been .
I asked my doctor to refer me and he did some 18months later I was miles better. To this day i am not cured I get a small patch on both knees .but I take no creams or medication for it now .
A thread was posted recently regarding Homeopathic medicines do they work?
Its not for me to say .But something worked for me

Get well soon

Ted

thanks Ted please tell me the name of thread and i will look when i can. cheers.

Hi Jay
This was the thread Homeopathy
By Eldrick

Ted

Will have a look Ted, thanks

Had bad days at work but got house full of kids as ex is away at party but homely and feel secure here, even went out to bluewater with kids last night to see Gin and Kate (on britains got talent) and bar wizards (cocktails i had made me dizzy pmsl) and it was great and didn't feel too inclosed. Hope you all having good day.xx

Just read this. I'm glad you had a good time.
Gin and Kate were good on tv.

Marion

going out is a nightmare
I managed to go out on saturday but payed for it yesterday so I know how you feel I wish they could stop us feeling like this Iv got to go out for half an hour but Im so stressed after the week end Im doing this and putting of getting ready even with my dog with me I panic It makes us very low doesnt it
your not the only one so think of that not that it will make you better life is a b to some of us sometimes

Am ok when everything is a norm but when things change then i get sressed, so strange.