General Chat

Enigma dont think about it too long eh lol

Hayley nope not warm yet lol

The beach

dining room chair

pub toilet

park bench

bus stop....


am I getting warm Jax..

ok lol >>>>>runs out to find a reliant robin....and a man pmsl xx

Ok Twinks, yes all the details lol xx

aww not fair Jax pmsl *puts thinking cap on*

I dont care they can keep wondering lol

Enigma...would you do me a favour please?.....call me Twinks pmsl xx

lol...you want ALL the details??? x

Ahh an oldie but goodie Hayley pmsl

Jax......now you will have the whole of GR wondering about number three lol

TOW.........Oh if you do let me know pmsl

Enigma....I must try it....just to prove a point to myself you understand! pmsl x

Hayles....lmfao...love it! x

Mine would of been called

Oak (yep it was under a tree lol)

Carew

and i aint telling me youngest pmsl

A women goes in to hospital in the first stages of labour a Doc asks her and her OH if they would mind trying out his latest invention...its a little device with a control dial that is strapped to the mother and allows the father to take some of the pain instead of the mother....they agree.....so the Doc turns it to 10% explaining this would be the father could take.....he asks the man is everything ok...the man says yeah sure pump it up more ...he does to 50% the man says piece of cake cant understand what all the fuss is about...the women is also out of pain....the man instruts the DOC give it some more....the Doc is shocked and knocks to 90 %.......the women goes on to give birth to a baby girl...her husband...leaves and goes home to find the milkman dead on their door step...

TWB

Well if you can in a mini i cant see why not pmsl

can one.....you know....on the back seat of a reliant robin??? pmsl xx

Lol Hayley

I wonder how many children were conceived in cars lol

Well it could have been worse eh

Reliant Robin back seat pmsl

Yep same here ....I said the same once when Posh had Brookly..

Ist ......................Ford capri

2nd..................... out of duty

3rd.......................how did that happen



The girls at the dart match all had a good giggle and then one point it out to my OH ....who couldnt understand it till I pointed out he wasnt there when my children was conceived...(second husband )....how we laughed @ her red face....the quickly brings me on too a joke I heard...

granada rear seat....pmsl....love it! x

Well we all know that the current trend among celebs to name children after the place they were conceived, well that got me thinking about my three children and what i could have called them.

Eldest son would have been called.......Granada rear seat

Middle son would have been called.......Sarasota Hyatt Florida

Daughter would have been called.........Drunken party BBQ

Just as well that's a new trend as i don't think my lot would like to be called those names lol

E xx