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Often - but most embarrassingly its when I say what I thought I was only thinking and I realise I've said it out loud for all to hear!!

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I'm always putting my foot in it but I can't remember anything funny I've said to add on here. Oh well dizzy as usual!
Janet

My partner looks younger too.A while back somebody thought he was twenty-five.Fine,but we had been together for eighteen years then.Sex-offenders register for me then!

We were out shopping this am, and I reckon a woman could have bitten her tongue off what she said to us.
My OH does look young, he was buying some indoor slipper, and a woman who we know by sight said to me. What a lovely son you have.
I said thats my husband,

I was not annoyed, but she did not know what to do. I said to OH, I either look really old, or she thinks you are a mother's boy, gay, or not quite with it.
Good job I can laugh at this, we are both in our 70's.

Perhaps I should have said to her 'Next time go to to Specsavers'

Maggie, you naughty girl, you lol

Lizx

When I lived in Southsea, the bus stop was outside an inn in Fawcett Road.
The first time I caught the bus, it was fine going into town. Coming back, the driver asked 'How far?' Without thinking, I just said 'Oh, Fawcett Inn please'.
He smirked, I blushed and I immediately started pronouncing the pub the way the locals did - the Fossett Inn!!

maggie

Sharron, that's ace!! Have tears of laughter in my eyes now lol
Lizx

OMG Sharron, I've just spilt my tea all down my front lol. Can't stop laughing.

Caz

Oh I am so glad I came back to read this thread, I haven't stopped laughing.......OH is watching the F1 qualifiers for the Turkish GP, and wondering what is going on......

Sharron, that's the best one yet!

Having had the usual problems with banks I had moved all my transactions to another bank but still kept the old account going.The old bank was evidently drumming up business,rang me to ask what I thought of their service and in my haughtiest grandeur my mouth was heard to utter"Well I don't really bark with Bankleys anymore!"GODDAMMIT!

lol sheila

too many times...but one of them was when i was on a night out and a girl who i had never met before was there as well..anyway halfway through the night a lad came up chatting to her when he had gone i said to her i would stay clear of him if i was you hes a bit of a...well you get the idea....she then turned round and said hes my NEPHEW...one of the many times i wish the floor had swallowed me up!!

My Mum is well-known for this sort of thing, lol!

She has a tendency to mis-pronounce car manufacturers. Many years ago my cousin got a good job, with a company car which he could choose for himself. Mum came in and announced to the world that 'Colin's got a new Vulva' :-))

When my late father lived with me, and came out shopping, I always used to say 'Got the Bag Dad'

He always laughed, wonder what people would make of it today, with the trouble in Iraq.

Come on Kaz - you're leaving us all in suspenders..
John.

Kaz, don't do that !
Am already pmsl with the others, this can't be any worse can it?
Lizx

OOh I just thought of another one - *sets scene*
well I was on a Mum's night out with lots of other Mum's from school some of whom I didn't know!! and well (ooh still feel embarrassed about this) I said!!

oh dear I cannae say lolol

Kaz

Frequently John!!


Like when i asked a lady when her baby was due at the clinic, she gave birth 2 months previously! I've been very careful ever since!!


Caz xx

I haven't but OH once insisted she wanted an ice cream on a day out in Stratford, with instructions as to what I wanted she decided that it would be Mivi for me and a 99 cone with a flake for her....whilst I looked after the dog she waited patiently in a fairly long queue and ultimately returned empty handed and with a red face...'wheres the ice creams' I asked ' dont' she replied 'I have just asked for a Strawberry Mivi and a 69....the man just laughed at me'