General Chat

Dear Aunty Marjorie,

I too have much to do and will say adieu for the evening.

However as a parting gift.......you can keep David Who jameflip, but I insist that you send back Jack Sparra as he will be needed for some swashbuckling and is far too handsome to be kept by a woman who wears marigolds and likes David Tennant.

Fag Ash the younger de Lil


Mwahhhhhhhhh and :-)))))))))))) to Carol

Dear Fag Ash Lil

I shall be adjourning for the evening. It was nice getting an old client back. I could do with the money,

Love Aunty Margerine.

Dear sweet Caz

No need to worry. Fag Ash is notoriously bad at keeping in touch with true friends. She spends her days drinking gin, smoking fags and hanging around the harbour in the evenings.

Please do not fret

Love Aunty Marge

are you sure you are not thinking of the other Lil Caz( Queen Lil ) she was on the boards just as I came on them I think...then disappeared.

sheesh! I may have another personality crisis going.....I remember now.....peeps called me Lil....and her......

Oh wo is me
Whatever shall I do
I need ter find a name
of which there are not two

Dear Fag Ash Lil

Your ex-husband David Tennant has settled in quite nicely. The marriage is in May with a honeymoon in Saturns Rings. It's all the rage next Millennium.

As for fiancé Johnny Depp, well his children are adorable, well behaved children with angelic faces. They do have a wild imagination, they talk often of their wicked old step mother who smoked all day and made them scrub floors.

Thanks for asking

Love Aunty Marge xx

I'm so sorry, i really didnt realise!!!


Kids, work, family, my excuse lol!!


Caz xxx

Dear Aunty Marge,

You are welcome to my Oh and indeed my new lost fi-ancee. By the way, did my Oh ever get a round-tuit? because all the time he was here he could never find one.

As for the fi-ancee, I expect all his kids will be getting on your nerves by now. I wondered why your column hadn't been seen lately.

Love the marigolds by the way. You will need them for handing all the rubbish they talk.

Fag Ash de Lil who has searched high and low for an inheritance from her lyin theiving swashbuckling, wife beating, night-hooded, ancestors

Dear Fag Ash Lil

Indeed my fees have gone up...it is hard enough to support just one of your husbands,....but you fiancee as well is financially crippling me.

Also there is the ongoing lawsuit against these false Auntie Marjories that seem to have popped up in my absence.

Love Aunty Marge

PS You will need my extra counselling. My lawyer is summoning you to court next week as a hostile witness.

Dear Aunty Marjorie,

Your fees have gone up. Methinks you are after my Inheritence which I have still not found yet.

My New found Fi-ancee has also done a runner as he has not been seen nor heard of since I told him one of my ancestors was a Hangman and the trait may run in the family.

Dear other Aunty Marjorie 'the pretender'

Yers....afraid there were 4 in my class and about ten in my year. I have a definite personality complex....or it could be said that they may have all been me....I know not any more because there are so many.

O woe is me my Aunties....whatever can I do.

Fag Ash Susan de Lil

PS

~~~~to Caz~~~ tsk! some peeps!

Excuse the Marigolds, it's part of Lils counselling.

Caz, didn't you know Fag Ash was Susan or is it the other way around? lol

Am thick, didnt even know it was you!!


Summer scribe talked about you today!!


HELLOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


Caz xxxxxxxxxx

But there's only one Tuna lol and only one Harp Strings :-)

There are quite a few Tina's on here too lol!

xx

Dear Fag Ash Lil

I know you need the extra counselling Fag Ash since your husband left you for that harlot.

He sends his love by the way,

Love Auntie Marge

I only appear as Aunty Marjorie on my weekly column my dear Lil otherwise you will be charged a consultancy fee.

lol, hhhmmmm, 6 million... yes , perhaps you are right. Nice name though. Were there any Susan's in your class at school?

Only if we see a return of Aunty Marjorie, Red:-)))))

And Tina......you try writing a pm to someone named Susan then you will see my plight. I never know if I am talking to myself or not.....there must be at least 6 million of em on the boards. ( slight exageration..I know :-))))))

Update: oooooo She's back!!!......* runs off to find pen and notebook to make list of problems*.>>>>>>>>>>

Hmmmm! will take some time though cos they have been mounting up.

~~~waves to the crazy bunch on here~~~

It's ok, nothing to worry about. I can solve your problems

love Aunty Marge in Maigolds xx

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~waves frantically back~~~~~~~~~~~~

xxx