General Chat

Not forgetting that when Kitty had it she...


*trembles*

she...she....BLEACHED the twirly bits and flattened them...

We had to call the Empress of twirly bits restoration in.

She came in and sucked her teeth and said 'Well who did that then, some cowboy? That's going to have to be replaced, thats too far gone. that bits done for...its going to cost you a lot!'

Or was that the plumber?

Thats NOT me .....its someone impersonatin me


wheres me suitcase........has the snow gone from the airport yet
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

The EVIDENCE Susan was behind it all!

At least I shared....and spent the takings on a ball and feast for everyone.

Right roll up roll up.

If you cough up.....you to could be Empress of Drama. Just insert your name first lol

It''s a bit like Spartacus but less confusing because we use first names lol

>>>>>>>>>>>runs on thread carrying Grandfather clock.Now look Kitty,you have till the big hand and the little hand are at the twelve-ok?

<<<<<<<<<<Runs off thread to empty money box

Looking good ♣. Kitty Empress of Cooking Dramas.♣

Don't forget now....you have it till midnight.....after that...if it isn't returned and given to the next person....you will turn into a 'Kitty the burnt pumpkin'...tis then Angelina's turn......( must remember to get the money from her )

What do you think? *twirls*

It's a bit big on me and the swirly bits are soaking in bleach at the moment.

xx

Tis yours till midnight Kitty.....*Whispers* no need to tell Red S.....

*pockets 37p* Hands over 'Kitty Empress of Cooking Drama'
to Kitty.....

if yer take it apart yer have ter put it back together again before returning.


ooooh and could yer get it cleaned and sparkled up before yer return it :-))))))

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>runs onto thread>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Oh yes................Empress Kitty has a certain ring to it:)))))

*rummages down the back of the sofa*

Is 37p enough?

xx

Righty ho.....

The one who pays the most can have first go....then has till midnight to give it back.....or else!


are you sure it is for tax purposes?

***gets out wet sponge***

Do you blame them with all her wear and tear? We'll be lucky to get 1/2 a sixpence.

We'll wait until they get drunk later tonight and flog it.

Oh!...Ok!...I trust yer......

Doesn't seem like anyone wants it.....praps they are all out...drinking their winnings.....won't be any left ter buy it :(.....we may have to give it away...have you had it dry cleaned yet?

I've started advertising on the Chat Board if anyone is interested.

tax purposes Susan...Tax purposes. This is all Kosher.

Hmmm!.....just a minute!....lets get something clear first!......where are you going to be selling it from?.....I notice yer haven't got a £ sign on yer keyboard.....You tryin ter fool me inter lettin yer keep all the money in a dodgy account abroad

I say we sell the rights to a few people, that way we get more dosh


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ we're in the money $$$$$$$

hehehe

Yer quite right....we can't use the copyrighted 'Hayley' bit so

How about getting Kitty to buy it, she could be

'Kitty Empress of Cooking Drama

any others?

what we need to do is add some sparkle to the name again


***takes Susan into a discreet corner***

whisper ....whisper....whisper

well, our problem is that we won't get as much dosh for it because she hasn't been looking after it properly.

well....

methinks thingy wotsit slippers must have run off with the takings from her Grand National thread

a Deal? Red S......not sure!......what sort of deal? * eyes her suspiciously*