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the Picture ads that used to be on. Havent seen em for ages so I am hoping that my petition to get rid of em worked....

"Ello Picture, we'd like to borrow £25,000, how much is that a month?......."£4,500, well that's a lot less than we're paying now!

yeah right,,stoopid bird

the Sun Bingo one where the woman sings....

"I'm going off to play Sun bingo...."

& she passes her laptop to some idiot bloke.......

Those stupid double glazing ones

ya buy one ya get one free

I said ya buy one ya get one free

oh go get a haircut ya loud mouth git

Sorry but ya started me off now lol

welcome back Val...

agree with you all about the kid on the loo, he would need long arms to use the sprayee thing. by the way I am back, not that anyone would have missed me. but its nice to be back home; ....hope you have all been good?

hate that advert too.............want to push child down the loo and flush chain........................argh!!!

yes SJ that is annoying that one.......!!

The new one must on from Ikea re matresses!!!


Yhe same as others have said the kid on the toilet All gone all gone - how annoying that is.

I have afriedn who always turns over when the ads come on!!!

Jayne

All of them! Espeically the ones with Security Alerts on GR!!!!

awh sorry Sue..............xxxxxxxx see you there

Cheers Romany - I did wise up eventually!

Lol Sue

Nope, Whirls, t'wasn't Ian. Twas the hubby-at-the-time (whose answer to everything was to bugger off to the pub). Ian would have:

(a) never bought anything from MFI

(b) paid someone to sort it.

See you at Amanda's do. Must get back - I've left a sausage on a stick.

See you soon, hun

Sue, you should have made HIM do it! I would!!

RSyou tell him mate and I'll shove it where the sun dont shine, that'll please him!!

Sue, can imagine it all, reckon Ian did the right thing and went to the pub..bless him, think I would have joined him, bet the air was blue in your house that day hun xxxxxxxxx

Classic, Whirls - MFI - made for idiots - hadn't heard that one before but can identify.....

I was one of those idiots the day that Andrew and Fergie got married. Took delivery of a cabin bed for what was (at the time) smallish daughter. Moved contents of her bedroom onto the upstairs passage, my bedroom, the bathroom, halfway down the stairs. Even bits in the kitchen.

Not to worry, I'll have this assembled in a couple of hours. Cos it says so on the packet.



The proceeded to lay out the bits. How many of those xxxxxxx things can there be?

"Take a bradawl"

first problem, not a clue what a bradawl is. Never mind, a bent screwdriver'll do instead........ (bent screwdriver's are invaluable in opening tins of paint, but not a substitute for this mythical "bradawl", let me tell you)

To cut a long, boring story short, daughter finally went to sleep on a mattress on the upstairs landing, I nearly skewered then-husband with the "bradawl" and he buggered of to the pub.

Last seen in floods of tears amongst 230 bits of mdf and a zillion screws.

Lol Sue

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I COULD TELL HIM WHAT TO DO WITH HIS BEEPIN HORN.

Stam, I agree with ya there!!

Stray, no they're not as fit as they used to be are they the blokes on those ads...........Who picks em for Gods sake?.......men/women with bad eye sight me thinks...xx

the diet coke advert the men rnt half as fit as they used to be

its a shame

Any of them with computer generated tchee-tchee-tchee-musak.

the one that sponsors the bill

my hubby hates it funny thing is i find myself saying outloud the catch phrases as the stupid man on telly does

so double annoying for dog lol