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DICKY DUCK(ransom note)

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JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 13 Feb 2008 21:20

DICKY DUCK HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED

he is bound and gagged

the oven is nice and hot

if you dont pay the ransom

all major credit cards taken

we will eat him

if you inform the police

he will be shredded duck in a pancake lol

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥ Report 13 Feb 2008 21:23

omg im skint


please dont eat him


stray
xxx

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 13 Feb 2008 21:24

turns the oven up

now wheres them oranges lol xx

♥~Muffy! ~♥

♥~Muffy! ~♥ Report 13 Feb 2008 21:25

Awwwwwwwww just cook him

LOLOLOL tis only a duck

>>>>>>>>> runs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Tina-Marie

Tina-Marie Report 13 Feb 2008 21:27

Jemima was so looking forward to meeting him, now she's gone into a major decline ... :o(((((

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 13 Feb 2008 21:28

do i pluck him first

or burn his feathers off with a blow torch

Cumbrian Caz~**~

Cumbrian Caz~**~ Report 13 Feb 2008 21:29

i AINT EVEN SEEN IM YET AND NOW HES ALL TIED UP LOL




Caz xxxxxxxxxxx

♥~Muffy! ~♥

♥~Muffy! ~♥ Report 13 Feb 2008 21:29

Blow torch.Go for it lolololol xx

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥ Report 13 Feb 2008 21:29

cook him

hes filled wit bath smelly probly blow ya oven up lmao

Tina-Marie

Tina-Marie Report 13 Feb 2008 21:30

NOooooooo!!! you can't burn his bum!!!!

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 13 Feb 2008 21:34

since i kidnapped him

i have been feeding him on

sage and onion

save stuffing him later

pmsl

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥ Report 13 Feb 2008 21:35

your sooooooooooooo mean


your grounded tomorow now


"can children ground there parents"

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 13 Feb 2008 21:36

is it legal

to stuff a duck in public lol

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥ Report 13 Feb 2008 21:53

lmao mac

we did the same to a neighbours gnome

dont think i cld tell u the outcome on here lol

also nicked me mates dads chefs hat of the line n turned it into a lovely flowery easter bonnet lol

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 13 Feb 2008 21:57

can you smell duck cooking xx

Ladylol Pusser Cat

Ladylol Pusser Cat Report 13 Feb 2008 22:01

im ringing the rspca

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 13 Feb 2008 22:04

he is getting all crispy round the edges

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 13 Feb 2008 22:07

it says have a bath with him

well why is one of his eyes a web cam

(¯`*•.¸JUPITER JOY AND HER CRYSTAL BALLS(¯`*•.¸

(¯`*•.¸JUPITER JOY AND HER CRYSTAL BALLS(¯`*•.¸ Report 13 Feb 2008 22:10

reggie...............sighs.........i said WHAT THE F.......NOT KIDNAP DICKY DUCK FOR GAWD SAKES......bang goes our street cred......ronnie

Jude(sarf wales) 7602736

Jude(sarf wales) 7602736 Report 13 Feb 2008 22:10

pmsl - you lot are mad - and that poor Duck:o((((

nite all:o))

jude :o) xx