General Chat

I have a fair bit of occasional furniture laptop - it gathers dust the rest of the time lol!!!!

Every Sat it has to be hovered and polished!!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from

Why did my mum use to ask me when I had done something wrong...''Do you want a clip around the ear and be put to bed?""....what answer was she expecting???

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If a finger of fudge is just enough why did they make a twin pack ?

What does occasional furniture do the rest of the time ?

why is it called a boxing ring when its square

when you are in a particular town and you look at the street map it says "You are here" - How do they know you are there?

If a Mars Bar really satisfies, why did they make a king size bar??

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these are questions that need to be answered!!! In particular, why do you feel the need to cry under water? Why don't you have a good cry before you go in the water in the first place? What is your problem, and more to the point, who the hell are you?

Who's been listening to " "The Naked Scientist?"" then?LOL

Because the buildings get in the way, on the ground..LOl

Can you cry under water ?

How important does a person have to be before they are assassinated instead of mudered ?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?

What disease did cured ham actually have ?

If a deaf person has to go to court is it still a hearing ?

If electricity come from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but if you take him out in the car he sticks his head out of the window ?

Why do people go up a tall building and put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?