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Nice to see you too Gins

Dea...Pers wont be up until laters

Nice to see you MC

Cyns....be very careful who you call OLD ;-)

MANY thanks MC but I don't think that even I am quite that 'desprit' !!!

Dea Xxx

... might have some cereal bars in back of cupboard - they'll only be a few months out of date so should be fine.

Ginns - If yu are in touch with Tracey on 'the other site', could you please give her a 'little nudge' for me ???

Thanks,

Dea Xxx

I will gratefully take the tea in the morning but I think I will have to give the faggs a miss I am afraid (my lungs are just not up to it nowadays) !!

Dea Xxx

Ohhh?

She doesn't use this site any more MC

Dea x

Whatever's happened to Janey? I do miss watching her research name shifters.

Persie - where are you ?????????????

Dea Xxx

Not me, Dea - unless people are happy with some strong Yorkshire tea and a packet of fags?

Thing about Jonesey's olympics - a bit of irreverent humour can lighten things.

Don't you just hate it when the toilet seat starts slipping sideways?

Well, am obviously in the minority then !!

Absolutely no offence meant to Jonesey (lovely man that he is), but I thought that his post might be quite upsetting to the people involved in these trouble, like LK, or people even closer to it !!

Anyway - hope everyone is having a pleasant evening.

Who is doing breakfast in the morning ?

Dea Xxx

Lucky OLD you Gins.............



Just sent that to my son Jonesey. :-D


Very quiet today.........

ja...x.........LK.......MC.........Etc etc. ??????

Wall.......

Fans...why would anyone want to expose Davey Jones' post to radiation?

I told you JB was plotting....taking me to a very posh hotel on Saturday for my birthday and on Sunday has something planned for our anniversary...dont know what that is

How...Errr ...umm...UN.PC.....Mr Jones....

I like it....Just C&Ping it to send to a few people that I know will like it,in case some spoilsport gets its irradiated... :-D

London Olympics 2012:

You may not know is that many of the famous events, which go to make up this spectacular event, are to be especially altered for 2012. A copy of these changes has been leaked, and is reproduced below:

OPENING CEREMONY
The flame will be ignited by a petrol bomb thrown by a native of the area in the traditional dress of balaclava, track suit and trainers. The flame will be contained in a large overturned police van situated on the roof of the stadium.

THE EVENTS
In previous Olympic Games, East London's competitors have not been particularly successful. In order to redress the balance, some of the events have been altered slightly to the advantage of local athletes.

100 METRES SPRINT
Competitors will have to hold a flat screen Tv and a microwave oven (one under each arm) and on the sound of the starting pistol, a police dog will be released from a cage 10 yards behind the athletes.

110 METRES HURDLES
As above but with added obstacles (I.e. Car bonnets, hedges, garden fences, walls etc)

HAMMER
Competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to use (claw, lump, sledge etc) the winner will be the one who can smash the most windows within three minutes.

FENCING
Entrants will be asked to dispose of as many stolen goods as possible in 5 minutes.

SHOOTING
A strong challenge is expected from local men in this event. The first target will be a moving police van. In the second round, competitors will aim at a model of a post office clerk, bank teller or Securicor-style wages deliveryman. The traditional .22 rifle has been replaced in this event by a choice of either an automatic handgun or sawn-off 12-bore shotgun.

BOXING
Entry to the boxing will be restricted to husband and wife teams, and will take place on a Friday night. The husband will be given 15 pints of lager while the wife will be told not to make him any tea when he gets home. The bout will then commence.

CYCLING TIME TRIALS
Competitors will be asked to break into the University bike shed and take an expensive mountain bike owned by some mummy's boy on his first trip away from home. All against the clock.

CYCLING PURSUIT
As above, but the bike will be owned by a visiting member of the Australian rugby team, who will witness the theft.

MODERN PENTATHLON
Amended to include mugging, breaking and entering, flashing, joyriding and arson.

SWIMMING EVENTS
All waterways are currently being tested for toxicity levels, once one is found that can support human life, swimming events will be organised.

THE MARATHON
A safe route has yet to be decided upon.

MEN'S 50KM WALK
Unfortunately this will have to be cancelled as the police cannot guarantee the safety of anyone walking the streets of East London, especially anyone that appears to be... Mincing

THE CLOSING CEREMONY
Entertainment will include formation rave dancing by members of the Stratford "Health in the Community" anti-drug campaigners, synchronised rock throwing, and music by the Ilford community choir. The flame will be extinguished by police riot water cannon following the inevitable pitch invasion by confused West Ham United supporters. The stadium itself will then be boarded up immediately before the local Gipsy athletes break into it to remove the copper piping or the resident Eastern European athletes squat in it.

Gins reckons old timers are minted!!!


What does she think I am.......mutton dressed as lamb?





Well, I thought it was funny anyway :-D

Well!


I've been and come back again.....where IS everyone??


Anyway, had my haircut and feel much better for it. Can't stand it when it gets too long.


Will go away again.

Sorry.....didn't have much time this morning..........and silly puter was on go-slow.


Just thought I would let Dea know that my gasman cometh! He is here now and fixing me up temporarily until the new part comes in.


Then I am off to the hairdressers...............you may not recognise me when I get back...... :-D