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Afternoon all Joke for you

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get on now, 'cos we're going down the tracks'.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS.

When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.'

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, 'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.

We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.'

She hears the little boy continue,

'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.

Remember, there is no smoking on the train.

We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'

As the mother began to smile, the child added..........

'For those of you who are pi**ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat controller in the kitchen.


ja...x

Ha ha ha.....Ive read that before but its still funny!

I think I have finished wrapping the gifts....at last!

Where is everyone then????

Just got back after a slog to the village shop for milk through ankle deep sludge...

I think that is very funny Jax and must remember it for christmas day to tell in the pub...

Keep taking the exlax Cyns!

Helllllooooo................where are you all

G'bye all, I gotta do my xmas shopping and then catch a 7 a.m. bus out tomorrow, so have yourselves some wonderful times, and see you in a few days!

Gins

Hello I am here --- working away on my Dads tree

Are to you finished at work now ---

and all prepared for Chrimbo Day guests -- are your friday night crowd over - or no - as it is Christmas Eve

I have finished work until the New Year. I do hope the Friday night gang dont come.....I cant be doing with a hangover on Christmas day!

Janey


Have a great time -------hope your bus ride is not too draining ---

See you for Christmas morning Breakfast


Renes

It will be a big hectic --if they do --------may mar all your careful planning for Christmas day

~~~~~~~~~~~ to Janey. Don't forget to give my regards to your mum! Have a wonderful time. Take care.



Back at last....another hectic day. I've got the grandkids over night to let their parents sort out the room for Christmas Day. The kids are upstairs on my desktop designing place cards!!



Will have a quick look round the boards to see if anyone needs a reminder. Back soon.

Have a good one JC

Renes why are your old threads being dragged up?

ja...x

Ja....x

I think our 'AOGG' must have got 'stuck' on the 'Palmer' page.

Dea x

Cant see why Renes threads are dragged up though as it was someone called Jacqueline on History that duplicated by accident it seems

ja...x

Not sure what has happened

There are two Irene s --at least --- doing Palmers

only two threads are mine -----------

Asked AOGG --- how come they popped up from months ago

I also fail to understand why she quoted the GR Rules to me -- asked for specific person / event lookup on Ancestry -------there cannot possibly be duplication ---

Renes


Well Unless two helpers responded simultaneously

Dont tell me Cyn you are now going to prove me wrong re the Broomheads

I sent a pm last night with some births within half an hour of posting, and I recieved a thanks plus" I take it we must be related"
So I explained it was very unlikely that a family member would reply in the near future..I know you said you were not related but you are not meant to know them either huh

ja...x

ja...x will pm you ;)

By Janey..~~~~ Have a nice trip and Christmas...No "Tongue Pie"on the boards for a few days...Yipeeeeeeee
Pass on christmas wishes to mum from Fanny ..

Bye Janey,

Never mind the 'Tongue Pie', I would like to REALLY pass on the 'puke salad' !!

Best wishes to your mum.

Dea x

Quote...Just got back after a slog to the village shop for milk through ankle deep sludge...



Ankle deep sludge?? Is that all? You obviously need some proper snow down there.