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At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the queer fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a b**w job?" he whispers. At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did he say to you?" "I'm not sure" the big scouser replies. "Something about a job."

I like it Colin!

Linda x

CATHERINE U POOR POOR THING

we'll still love u honest sum1's gunna have a field dy now lol

Catherine, you have my sympathy, I know exactly how you feel. I was the same on the discovery that my 4 x Gt Grandmother was a scouser....ooooeeeerrrrr


No wonder I have this tendency to shout 'Calm down calm down' lol

See that's why scouser are good-
because they can laugh at themselves and in my book that's top


pmsl

c
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lol TW
think he emigrated to Manchester though not long after-you see I have been just looking for his birth under manchester, cos the census said so and all the (dearly departed) family did-never thought for a million years that maybe and it still is a tiny maybe that the liverpool one could be correct.
c
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'Calm down calm down' ARE KID 'Calm down

What do you call a Scouse woman in a white shell-suit?






























The bride

She is a tart!

pmsl colin

Life goes on day after day
Hearts torn in every way

So ferry 'cross the Mersey
'cause this land's the place I love
and here I'll stay

People they rush everywhere
Each with their own secret care

So ferry 'cross the Mersey
and always take me there
The place I love

People around every corner
They seem to smile and say
We don't care what your name is boy
We'll never turn you away

So I'll continue to say
Here I always will stay

So ferry 'cross the Mersey
'cause this land's the place I love
and here I'll stay
and here I'll stay
Here I'll stay

Dont forget the Liver Birds 'liver birds will come and get ya singing he I addy oh'

LOL

Killer Black was good in her day
c
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St Catherine from Liverpool

Oooh I fancied her when I was a teenager......

poor you colin
I liked that Alfie song though

omg what is happening to me!!!!!!!!!!!

catherine
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....mind you I fancied Isla st Clair in the generation Game as well....mind you think Mum was relieved it wasn't Larry Grayson

pmsl bet she was-

c
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A brick???

er tries to think quicky what is scouse language for brick!!!!!!!!!!!!

know what it rhymes with

c
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