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to get on one curb i had to go down a one way traffic coming my way they were swerving out my way, why dont they put the dropped curbs opposite each other lol, some did say you should be on the path , i said rollicks lol.

I have a vision of you drivning down the road to find a low curb with 2 lots of traffic and the swearing comeing from the drivers ..............ROFLAMO...

wear hard boots hayley apparently it hurts when you go over someones feet

PMSL....please get a scooter for the meet next week Puss.....



I will be selling tickets...pmsl...

lol sue a woman came up to us and said just that you wernt there were you xxx

Would have loved to have seen you both.
Best laugh for a while.

Pmsl

Just think Puss Heather could have filmed you andput it on"You've Been Framed"" and you would have had £250 extra for Christmas shopping.

Thanks for the laugh.
Hugs
Suexxx

lol, there shold be seatbelts i was hangin over the handle bars at some point, today i hurt in places i didnt know eggsisted lol.

and theres me thinking it would be a good idea to get one for my um but I fear she may be worse than you!!!! LOL

Sounds like a good day.something that you would see in a Benny Hill clip pmsl.

Marion

its only a small town and there kids were coming in from school and had heard about it, we saw one bloke out and he steped aside he said i saw you earlier in town, nice to come home 50 miles away

As long as the people shopping or working in the area lived to tell the tale thats all that matters PMSL

my co ordernation is as bad as my spelling, well it had the shoppers laughing, i caused havoc in pecocks to i stripped a rail of clothes off i went straight back out the door.there quite difficult to use think i should have got a smaller one

Tears of laughter!!!

Love

Daff xxxx

Never mind the bloomin pigeons, what about the shopkeepers?

there will be pidgeons flying round with a nervous dispostion

Oh Puss that is so funny but glad you enjoyed yourself.
Germaine
x

PMSL Puss

*has idea*

LOL --sounds like you had a good day,
Ros xx

looking forward to look round the shops with my friend in oswestry because i knew i could hire a scooter was a day i and the people of oswestry wont forget in a while.
It all started, we were cruising at about 3 mile ph, with heather at my side, we came to a curb, i thought well its 4 wheel s on it i should be able to go down and back up the other side, so igo down with a scraping noise below me i built up speed to mount the curb at the other side of road, but...... i bounced the curb, it through me backwards, i ended up in the middle of the road spining round panicking as the lights had changed and there was 2 lots of on coming traffic heading my way, i drove up the road, and found a droped curb.
I joined my friend on the path and after wiping the tears of laughter away we cruised along the path, heather wanted to go in the o2 shop, so she said next right in a min, i veered right but instead of breaking i accelerated, and went crashing throgh double doors and spun round to a sudden halt, with the shop man saying becareful love mind the glass shelvs, heather is trying to top up her phone up but is bent over holding her stomache laughing, im just very emmbarresed and want to get ot.
We strolled out and i mounted the droped curb we are approaching the square where the pidgeons hang out, i took my hands of the accelerator but it drove into the pidgeons, and they just flew off every where, heather had to sit down for a bit and pull herself together.
We went into argos, alls well in there, coming out we crossed onto the opposite pavement and going along nicely when the scooter speeded up again, i turned the corner sharply to be met on head on with a puschair to avoid hurting the baby, i sped on to the road off on coming traffic my legs in the air and my bum off the seat being beeped at, we controlled our selvs again, and went along quietly but id noticed the scooter didnt like braking so i braked a bit earlier than needed , we did a right turn up a alley which i misjudged and ramed it into wall and it concked out on me, a load of school children were jeering and laughing saying reverse, i turned the key off and on again and it worked by now there is a bit of damaged paint work.
We went into a charity shop i saw a massive bunny 4ft one for 4.99 i bought it dont know who for yet lol, its new, so i said to heather watch this, i ncould see a gangway clear to the man at the till i sat bunny on my knee and put his hands on the handle bars, and down we went to the till, i misjudged the distance and banged into the till desk, the man jumped out the way shouting what the hell.... he laughed and said he thought someone had slipped something in his tea.
Last of all heather had a doctors appointment its a old building narrow doors but did have a ramp so up i went misjudged the door way trapped my leg and cracked the door way and scooter, the receptionist said "its just as well its not a new building", what a laugh we had, we were sat in pub, having a coke the barmaid came over and said your the lady that ran over my foot.
well we laughed that day till we cried and wt our selfs . xx