General Chat

I am sure Hayley will be really quiet when she is in that tank with cockroaches, snakes, spiders and eels being dumped all over her....not a peep out of her......even when they get in her hair.

Me????

*tries to look innocent*

What about the parachute from the helicopter though.

I can tie my hair up or have Jordon platts like what she had when she was in there.......

Kitty dont bother .me...I have bungie jumped..........**whispers but it bother you when I pin you down and make you eat em...


** evil cackle **

No... Kitty is feeding the pills that were hidden in BC's Bloomers...... they are a bit like those sweets you get in Hogwarts.... never quite know what is going to happen!! lol

*sulks*, there WAS a hole in the road... and the blast of wind was probably as a result of Hayley doing the splits in her thong!!

D xxx (doing a Miss Piggy impersonation!!)

I wonder if that was the hole George went down earlier when he was running away from Hayley?

If I did I'm a celebrity I think I would be Ant or Dec................way nicer than being in that camp.

CC................mind where you put that rake.......you could have had my eye out then!

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That's no way to speak about your tramp CC, I know he's a bit thin but calling him a rake...*tsk*

*shines my torch*

What are you doing in here..................out you come *drags CC out*

What have you been up to?

*eyes CC suspiciously*

which one Kitty Ant or Dec ? lol

Not sure.......................I could be Tara Palmer whatsit though *looks in mirror*..........maybe not! lol

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*sulks...I got all entangled in my Claire Sweeney Fit Strip...and nobody came to rescue me.....

Poor BC.......................did you shout really loudly?

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Oh No!! Not the pink ones....they are a purgative my...er...dog has to take...tsk tsk

*shocked* purgatives????

Oh dear I thought they were sedatives!!!!!

Oooerrr......................you alright CC?

*frets really badly*

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PMSL.....you tangle in your what BC ? Is that a boo k your reading ?

** gets out aderson shelter **


Passes round tin hats ............drags in crete of popcorn....

** sways in time to the tune **


Dont know when .........but I know we'll meet again some sunny day ...so will you please say 'ello....

They just started here too
Cat hasn't heard them yet, but he's got used to them now anyway

*thinks* The hole in the road was the one where TW said was caused by a bra that bunged (or was that bungied) up a pipe.. and the road fell in, I think it trapped a double decker bus, but then I might be wrong which I often am. (HUGE BREATH) So, the hole I threw the rope ladder down was on a THREAD not the road, and it was aroundabout the same time as Hayley (Bless her cotton socks AND her thongs) was doing cartwheels and then ended up with the splits. And a Da Rah. (Take anuvver DEEP BREATH)

Phew.

Where was I?

Love

Daft xxxx

to the folks that I know......*sings off key*

tell them I won't be long

Ah..................popcorn.............shall i cook some more?

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*sits mesmerised as rope ladder stats to sway in time to , errr, ummm, music*

dxxx