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Spam :) Spam :):)

I love Spam :):) Just Give Me Spam,

Monty Python Spam Song
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!


Colin going mad over spam :):)

Good Morning Christine :):) lol

Want a Spam Sandwich :):)

LOL

*pales....Colin, I could not even look Spam in the eye.....

*lies down in darkened room*

ps hope you are well, my dear:-))) *blows kiss

Good morning CC... *suspicious......you don't have the look of a Spam girl to me

LOL :):)

Christine :):) One thinly sliced spam sandwich on its way to you with a freshly poured cup of tea :):)

I love spam with thinly sliced beetroot Yummy :):):)

Blows a Kiss and Waves to BC :):):).

I wasnt a particular fan of Monty Python either lol

But I always look on the bright side of life, :)

Singing it now lol

Love beetroot, thinly sliced, with a beef tomato also thinly sliced, and a red onion very thinly sliced, and a little salt. Yes, could somebody please make one for me, I am under the weather....Ta:-))

Christine :):):)

Now your talking :):) My mouths starting to water here :):) We must be related somewhere :):):)


I was looking at this from Teresa :):)

quote :

I have bran flakes thank you very much, I don't eat common cornflakes lol

Teresa :):) Where do you get those Brain Flakes from please, I could do with some of them lol

Aww BC sorry to hear you are under the weather, hope you feel better soon.

Heres a special sandwich just for you

One beetroot, thinly sliced, with a beef tomato, thinly sliced, and red onion very thinly sliced, and a little salt.

LOL Im drooling now :):)

No CC...*kicks the table....am suffering from two many people in my space....

*looks balefully at the two Spanish students who started as ONE....

*throws arms around Colin's neck....Oh thank you Colin, how very kind of you...BUT it is not white bread, I must have white bread.....

*takes opportunity of trying on Hayley's DQ personna...hmmm...I like it:-))

LOLO

Ah, BC :):) I know how you feel :):) After a year of living with us my Daughter Anna and Husband get the keys to their own house today :):)

Its going to be quite hear at last :):)

No they are not any trouble but its lovely to have our own space again :):)

BC :):) You frightened me then , I thought that was Hayley for a minute :):)

I thought Oh no, I hope Hayley dont break one of her nails on the fresh crusty loaf sandwich I made you :)

Making healthy living sandwiches for you :):)


Edit :):) White bread :):):)

You will probably feel a bit strange at first, Colin, but I am sure you will get used to it:-) When my son leaves, there is always that empty feeling but then I see the chaos he leaves behind, and I realise how precious our space is...

Lovely sandwich btw:-)

BC :) :)

According to some Ive always been strange lol :):):)

But thats little ole me :):)

Christine :):):)

I will be too busy changing the locks lol I had heard the Bodmin Jail was now closed, perhaps I may ask them if they have any spare steel cell doors I can put front and back lol

Only kidding :):)

I love them to bits :):)

Christine :):) LOL

Its a deal then, I am first in line for the steel doors :):):) The Palace must be worth a fortune selling it brick by brick :):) Colin is wondering now how much he might get in America for our Solent Fog. Mind you it doesnt seem to have the same ring does it lol

lol :):) You could always do three for the prince of one :):)