General Chat

Of course! I am a woman after all!!! Becx

Bec, You'll have to curb your enthusiasm until large areas of seating are safely roped off and warning signs about wet floors are distributed where everyone can fall over them! CB >|<

I will bear that in Mind CB Mind you I shall be very busy NOT cleaning the toilets and standing around getting in the way! Oh and let's not forget ignoring customers! becx lol

Customers? Where? CB >|<

sorry about that, had to put my plans for roadside restaurant domination on hold while I disappeared off to a meeting.

Oh Lord, he's gone all managerial on us now, girls! LoL CB >|<

They used to be good value for money years ago when I was travelling on business a lot. Over the past few years they've got pricey and we avoid them.

Brian, Did you carry a large stock of indigestion remedies with you? All that fried stuff - bleargh! Andy, Got the name sorted - not Andy Capp, but Andy Caff ! CB >|<

CB - I think you should be the cook I of course, am head waiteress! becx

nooooooooooooooooo...they cant kill off the little chef...what about all those yummy olympic breakfasts...or them well nice burgers!!! xx

CB, LMAO. Yes, at last, I've found someone willing not to diss Little Chef!! Or was that a note of sarcasm, I detected? LOL

Little Chef giving up? Good. Slow service, Small portions of indifferently cooked food, Extortionate prices. The founder of the chain must be spinning in his grave. And as for being expected to stand at the Wait Here sign for 5 minutes looking at an almost empty dining area while the staff skilfully ignore you.. I walk out.

Bec, Better check with the management - I'm no Delia Smith! How about this for a sample menu - Lard soup Black pudding salad Mushy peas in a basket Yorkshire pudding surprise (it's got currants in it) Deep fried Mars Bars (with custard - one lump or two) Alternative main courses - Edwina Curry with chips. Coronation Street chicken Toad in Hetton-le-Hole Breakfast specials - Oat cuisine (lumpy porridge) Toast and lard Haggis on toast Southern branches only - Jellied eel soup Blackfriars fish & chips Whelk pie (shell-on) & mash West Ham sandwiches Strawberry Hill & ice cream Peaches & Cheam Chelsea buns CB >|<

Sounds great to me CB!!! Obviously the drinks: Strawberry/Chocolate/Vanilla Milkshakes (made with UHT milk and powder!) Pop (flat and tasteless) Watery Coffee Greasy Tea :-) becx

Bec, Yep - one teabag a day should do. Just tie it on a piece of string attached to the the urn, then show it to a cup of hot water. Don't forget to put plenty of dead flies in the sugar bowls! CB >|< X

Excellent, with my restaurant plans in place, looks as if I can now start eyeing up properties in the Cayman Islands ;-)

I think you mean properties in Greece Andy?? becx

Bec, No, you spelt that wrong - it's Grease! We are talking Little Chef here! LoL CB >|< X

My mistake! GREASE!!! becx

Off to apply a little elbowgrease around the house now, but don't forget to look out for the big welcome signs next time you're on the road and feeling hungry! LoL CB >|< X