General Chat

Fantastic Helen! By the way, just got off the phone to David (Beckham) and he's agreed to be best man... however I want Peter Kay to do the best man's speech! Auntie CB - I'd love you to do one of your fantastic creations for the big day! Oh Helen, can you try and track the entertainer once known as the 'Incredible Snake Woman' or something like that? She'd go down a treat at the Celebration Gala afterwards. You've got the job Kirsty! I love the mouse mat idea!!! Love Future Queen of England Becx

Bec, Don't forget the 'something borrowed' - Her Maj Lynda's tiara! CB >|<

Oh CB... do you think she'd let me...??? Will have to get Helen to grovel to her for it... Future Queen of England Becx

Bec, have you spoken to Lynda about this lol??!!

I'm hoping Helen (my wedding co-ordinator) will. Obviously I would not be as much of a Queen as Lynda is, she'd continue to be the brains and I'd be the one who does the photoshoots, premieres etc... Future Queen of England Becx

Bec You will need your own Chauffeur. pick me, pick me, pick me. pretty please. lol XX Jim

Fantastic Jim!!! What car will you drive? Will you wear a uniform? Future Queen of England becx

Yes Bec, pick Grampa Jim, and i'll see if i can organise some of them flags that go on the car windows lol

double wedding with Ken and Deirdre? :-) Joy (with bouncebackability)

You're doing a sterling job Kirsty!!! Can I ask you to arrange for several famous pop stars to record a tribute to myself and Wills please? I'd love the following artists to be involved if possible: The Blazin' Squad Peter Andre and Katie Price (aka Jordan) Victoria Beckham Cheers Future Queen of England Becx

OK, Future Maj, what are we talking about here - is one having a traditional tiered job with lots of replica Guardsmen standing to attention in red coats and bearskin hats all round the outside, alternating with Horse and Life Guards on every other tier, and the fancy gold coach containing bride and groom on top ... or would one prefer a scale model of one's palace or one's castle? (Corgis optional on all models, of course.) CB >|<

Bec, all booked. having problems with Jordan though...... she will only do it if she can wear the pink outfit again lol

CB - if you could use your artistic licence and surprise me I'd love that!!! Future Queen of England Becx P.S. liked the idea of a replica of our residence but a smalish, one bedroom flat in Essex probably wouldn't look too good! PMSL

Kirsty - Oh definitely! Such a fetching and flattering number, maybe her and Peter could wear matching PVC catsuits? Future Queen of England Becx

All sorted Jordan's agreed, i've got her and Peter in union jack colours though .. afterall it is a royal wedding !! lol

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Despair! lol partner wants to go shopping ! have tried to explain that we are all in the middle of orgainsing a most impressive royal wedding ...... he just grunted .... tut Love Kirsty :(

Oh Kirsty... some people! tut Maybe we can all meet later to discuss? I must go out soon myself (dress fitting with Vera!) Future Queen of England becx P.S. maybe if we give the other half an important role in the wedding he'd be more understanding?

Dunno about that, Future Maj, a one-bedroomed Essex flat could be just the thing to set a new trend - imagine it in all the fashion mags! Everyone would be rushing to copy (Thinks: ... and I could make a fortune - have my own TV show 'Through the Cakehole' - imagination running riot - maybe invite Laurence Llewellyn Bowen to give some advice.) Have you thought about Jamie Oliver getting all the country's schoolchildren doing the canapes? Of course, Gary Rhodes could give me a hand with the cake (Please?) CB >|<

I like your thinking CB... Jamie and the kids could do some pukka party food! As for Gary, yes you can have him as your assistant but make sure he sorts his hair out!!! Future Queen of England Becx