General Chat

I'm in the mood for a bit of Law & Order. If you are currently having any legal difficulties leave your case and pleas here. I shall read them through and deliver my verdict in due course.

might have to send it by pm!! :-)

Dear Judge, I am in a real predicament, I have been accused of stalking a young boy...of age...just young. I and many others know I am innocent, but the fledgling is insisting on taking me to court. I am so losing sleep over this, and would be grateful for any help and advice...Yours in turmoil Lemon Nelly Well what did he expect...that I would resist the temptation

er Meercat, you were cleared of that. Decided it was someone else, with Irish blood....we better stop messing with the Judges thread or we will be sent to the clink xx

It has come to my attention, that somebody called 'Hatpin' has been slandered. Perhaps you could sort this out.

Ruby he will go nuts cos we messed his thread up...but it is so irrisistable...mean the thread not Dan xx

I would also like to report a murder. Somebody called 'Baby Butterfly' has killed their freezer.

Order order. Silence in Court. Cases must be presented in a formal manner.

not sure its murder yet ruby she caused a perferation, which, without immeadate surgery well may be terminal. However, pulling the plug, before brain death has been established may well be her undoing Bev

I also think if someone starts a thread they should at least have the decency to answer our very serious legal ?'s....or we may go in a big huff and stamp our feet...ok will go and boil some water xx

CASE1 Miss Lemon Nelly VS Child A This case is one of the worst I have seen in all my seconds as a Judge. The Court has observed how Miss Nelly has constantly persued young male children in the hope that she will one day marry them. This is unacceptable. Due to your previous good behaviour I shall be lenient, and I order you to make a full and public apology to Child A on the evening on the 12th September, 2005 at 7:30 PM Case Dismissed.

That gives me about 5 mins to think about it.

CASE 2 Meercat VS Hatpin This cases is shrouded in mystery and the evidence for or against is thread-bare. I can only rule in favour of Meercat at this current time due to lack of evidence. Case Dismissed.

Bring exhibet A to the stand.

3 minutes...

Your worshipfulness, I have recently been cruelly insulted and maligned by a young person on this site who should know better. My good name has been besmirched (and my other one don't look too good either). I would seek your wisdom and benevolence in dealing this boy a swift, just and suitable punishment. ( ...and please make it painful!) Yours plaintiffly, CB >|<

What evidence do you have of these actions Miss Beauty? For I can not judge thin air now can I?

Could not put it better myself...Exhibit A

Meercat, how do you respond to this damming evidence?

Ooooh Dumpling did she really say that...and I said she was nice too...TWICE!!!!