General Chat

Right - breads defrosted - off for tea. Keep up the practicing:))

Chrissie, Don't need dance lessons, have bronze medals for waltz, quickstep, cha-cha-cha and rumba...plus I can foxtrot, samba, tango etc.... Viv(enne)

Well Ladies you do disappoint me. Here I am a Master in the art of dance and where are you all? Not a lady in sight. Well I'm sorry but I shall not darken the doors of this establishment again. My talents are wasted. You will all regret your neglect for I could have taught you so much. However, it is your loss! B

Following a request, I thought we would have a go at the tango next:)) To make it more interesting, I have decided to cut out the basics and go straight on to the lunge:)) Now, face your partner, gents feet slightly apart to make you stable *NO, man in the mask, about 12 inches would be fine, 4 feet apart looks ridiculous*. Now ladies, keeping your upper body as square to your partner as possible, move your right leg until it is directly behind your left leg as far away as is comfortable, your left leg will now be pointing sideways. Leaning back and keeping your head to the left, looking towards your left shoulder *get up Jenny – dropping to the floor like that isn’t ladylike*. I want you to practice this move several times and report back to me tomorrow morning. p.s. I hope that you have all read the small print which states that the management will not be responsible for any osteopath bills incurred :)) Chrissie x

Please may I be excused from further lessons? The man in the mask tripped me up and I am in hospital having my leg plastered as it is broken in two places! I am just so sorry that I didn't read the small print before joining. I will hobble in every now and again to see if you have made any progress. It is obvious that the Tango can be a very dangerous dance so please all be very careful. Don't worry about me I will hobble home somehow! Beryl

Think I've got it, the dogs looking at me funny and I have had to tuck me frock in me knickers. Well I have never ever said I was a lady, you know. So glad nobody else can see me. Jenny x

This the thingy tango lesson thingy place? er...looking for The Man in The Mask?????

So sorry to hear about your unfortunate accident Beryl. I do hope that you will join us again when the leg has healed:)) Jenny - I am very proud of you. You have obviously got the hang of it if you had to tuck your skirt into your knickers LOL:))

Oh Gawd! How can you make you left leg point anwhere but floorwards? If i try pointing it anywhere else ( and i am pointing my toes, you just cant see that in my wellies) I fall over, especially when i look at my left shoulder and lea,,,,,,,, **THUD**

Yes Tracy, you have come to the right place. Unfortunately, I now have a date with the jungle but I shall return tomorrow to check that everyone has been practicing:))

Jess dear - I'm sorry that I didn't spot your post last night and I do hope that you didn't do yourself an injury. Could I make a little suggestion though. Perhaps you should ask santa to bring you a nice shiny pair of dancing pumps for Christmas. Welingtons really aren't the best form of footwear for dancing in LMHO:)) Teach xx

Chrissie - I can't keep up on here so may I have a crash course at the meet on Saturday please? Daisy

As I like you so much Daisy it would be a pleasure :)))) p.s. You do realise that private lessons cost £50 an hour don't you LOL:))

Chrissie, Will the band be accompanying you on Saturday for your The Dansant? If so, I think you should warn Zoe there'll be an extra 20 or so, plus instruments, to find room for. ;>))) >*|*<

No, that won't be neccessary CB - I'll just hum :))

But Chrissie, as you like me so much you'll do it for free! lol Daisy

Obviously Daisy LOL:))))

Better bring my dancing shoes then. We can dance instead of drink! Daisy