General Chat

... anyone got any good ones? I need one/some!

DM - Nice but unoriginal... plus I KNOW he does 'come here' often...lol

I was once told by a man in a club in Blackpool that I had sexy elbows! PMSL Julie xxx

Julie - PMSL!!! DM - Not a bad idea...Cannot believe I'm being so pathetic about it... I'm normally very confident but for some reason he makes me go all shy :0S PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DM - I can barely bring myself to talk to him.... not good! WHERE ARE ALL THE BOYS/MEN??? I need their input!

DM - We have spoken... the problem is his best friend has asked me out a couple of times... I have decided that tonight is the night, I'm going to make a special effort and try and suggest a quiet drink... just the two of us... :0S

Good luck Bec. These are a bit cheesy:!! Did you fart? Cause you blew me away. I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. Do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you. I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I know I can make your BedRock. Is your name Gillette? the best a woman can get. Do these look real? Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say: Just what I thought, made in Heaven. You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves. You are the hottest thing since sunburn. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? Just say Hi You'll do!

Lol Thanks Anna.... xx

DM you pipped me at the post - was just about to say exactly that!! Maz. XX

DM - I want to try and initiate a conversation with him rather than drag him off to my boudouir! lol

Get your coat.............you've pulled!!

I'm already considered relatively intimidating... I'm looking for a more subtle approach PLEASE! lol

Hi Bec 'Can I make you meal sometime' 'Would you like to see my etchings' 'What you see is what you'll eventually get' if your lucky 'Can I see your etchings' I'm a bit old in the tooth for chat up lines Bec. Hope you have some luck with the man. Regards Jackie

accidentally spill his pint and then offer to replace it, tell him your mum told you never to talk to strangers in pubs and ask his name- then he wouldn;t be a stranger!!

did it hurt wen you fell from the sky cos you look like an angel to me

Thanks Jackie! Think a couple of drinks and a bit of cockiness will help :0) xx

Have you tried that new/pub/club/winebar/..?.have you been back to the pub/club/winebar since they got new management? If yes - what was it like. I've been meaning to go - don't suppose you fancy a drink later/tomorrow/next week If no - shall we suss it out together? Could be fun etc. Have you seen...new film/art film/rerelease - same as above....perhaps we could have a meal after etc. Or be really bold and say 'I'd really like to go out with you some time' (smile) 'but if you can't stand the thought (laugh) let me buy you a drink and we'll just chat. I like talking to you. It's a looooong time since I had to do any of this so I'm a bit rusty! (That wasn't a chat up line - that was me LOL) Mags xx

Mags - WOW!!!! You're sooooooo good at this! Any idea what I can say (if anything) about the fact his friend likes me? (His friend is separated, 38 and has a kid - not right for me). Thanks Sweetie!!! XxX

Be honest - and don't laugh about his mate for trying or put him down. If he mentions him, tell him you like him and was quite flattered/pleased/sorry in a way that he had asked you out but/because although you like him as a friend the chemistry just wasn't there and it wouldn't have been fair to have said yes. You could say you hope he hasn't said anything to him because you wouldn't like to think that you hurt him in any way by saying no. Aunt Marge xx

what's his friend's phone number Bec?????!!