General Chat

Joods or SuzyQ could you please email me another Wattlers list, I didn't finish adding to my address book and now I can't find my list I printed out. Thank you, only when you get the time of course. Love the jokes Laurie. Trifley that arm was playing up when I came to see you I'm glad you're having some treatment for it, all the best with the accupuncture. Hi to everyone else hope you had a good day luv Jillx

Afternoon all :) out this evening so might be on late. Shazz, thanks for the email - Gwenda and I will be there :) Nice jokes Laurie. ~~~~~~~~~~~Vonny

good afternoon all, I'm being quite naughty but the computer was 'just there' (amongst a huge room of others) thought i would pop in while I was at uni to do a little work, but you know how it is. Had to say hi and check what you were doing. So now I've looked, I'm off to play. catch you all later, Mad Monday is only 3/5 through. PS had a few nosey games back already - aren't they great. I was too shy to participate before. honest. byeee yvette xxxxxxxxx

Yet He laughed at this one . . . Strange fellow MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY, 'ESTHER, I 'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER.' ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, ' I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS.' A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR. MORRIS SAID, 'ESTHER, I'M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I D ON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER NOW, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE.' ESTHER REPLIED, 'MORRIS, THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND $50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS.' THE PILOT OVERHEARD THE COUPLE. HE SAID, 'FOLKS, I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD, I WON'T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT'S 50 DOLLARS.' MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED -- AND UP THEY WENT. THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS. BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD. HE DID HIS DAREDEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD. WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS. HE SAID, 'BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T. I'M IMPRESSED!' MORRIS REPLIED, 'WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT, BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS!!!'

Ray didn't find this one at all funny . . . A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.' The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' He says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are.' Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55 He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently.. Up to 60. 'I want the car, too,' he continues. 65 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!' The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her,'Isn't there anything you want?' The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. 'No, I've got everything I need,' she says. 'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got?' Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, The wife turns to him and smiles. 'The airbag.' Moral of the Story : Women are clever!!! Don't mess with them!! L xo

Afternoon Wafflers, had a late start this morning and it's put me behind all day! Went to town to do some grocery shopping and that's about all I've done, lol. Glad to hear you're going okay, Trifles, but I hope that arm gets better soon. It's not your martoonie are is it????? Off for a little read, so I'll check in later. Lew Lew xxx

Hi Trifley - glad you are home and staple free (almost sounds like a staple free diet ermmm - is that right? pmsl) (somehow I think that's wrong!) I remember after one op I had, I felt a tightness on my stomach in a certain place, about 4' long - asked the surgeon what it could be, and he passed it off. I now think it was muscular inside my stomach, (if that is possible). .. Here's hoping that that acupuncture session will help. I'm off for a nana nap too. (it's catching) ... lol Jood

G'day Wattlers Well...I'm officially staple free!!! Now I can have a good shower. Darn surgeon...doesn't have any idea why my arm is sore....isn't that helpful? 'Uuumm, could be the way it was laying during the surgery'. He has suggested massage but I told him it was too bloody sore at this stage to touch, let alone massage. On the way home we stopped in to see our local acupuncturist. I now have an appointment for Thursday to get needled. It can't hurt and might just help. This Wednesday is the bone scan so that should provide us with more info.....we'll see what happens. I'm pooped now so I'm off for a nana nap. Toodle ooo my wonderful cyber-friends. love Trifley X

Hi Suzy So glad Sophie is starting to eat. Little minx! I know how much you've been worrying. How are you going Trifley? XX Anna

Forgot to mention, Sophie has been eating a little today.

Good Afternoon Wattlers, You all seem to have had a good weekend, baby snuggles sound good to me. Those of you with wrong wattle lists, I will send new ones out son, but I am waiting for Jood to correct it. I was up at 5am today, funny, if I wake early I creep around the house so that I don't waken OH up. If he wakes up first I get a cup of tea in bed regardless of the hour. Men!!!!!!!!!! Yes I got tea in bed this morning. Got the washing on the line just in time for the rain. Started the dreaded h********k, and was interuppted by OH, needing help with his latest project, repairing the midi organ. Next news its time for lunch, Next choice, h*********k or Wattle club. Guess who won. Well I am here aren't I. Hope everything went okay for you Trifley? I will leave you with 5 lessons to make you think about the way we treat people 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely,' said the professor. 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and car e, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 P.M., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960s. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab. She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached.. It read: 'Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away... God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others.' Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole. 3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve. In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. 'How much is an ice cream sundae?' he asked. 'Fifty cents,' replied the waitress. The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it. 'Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?' he inquired. By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient. 'Thirty-five cents,' she brusquely replied. The little boy again counted his coins. 'I'll have the plain ice cream,' he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies.. You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip. 4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Pa th. In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way. Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand! Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition. 5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts... Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, 'Yes I'll do it if it will save her.' As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, 'Will I start to die right away'. Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her. Most importantly.................. 'Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching.' Luv SuzyQ

Afternoon All, Holy-dooley your right Anna about the gens board and guess who's in the thick of it stiring them up, horrid little creep. I had a lovely e-mail from another member, we have been in contact via hot matches. She has sent me stacks of info and maybe more to come. I've been pretty lucky so far with people I've contacted or who have contacted me. There are some very nice peeps out there. Been thinking about you today Trifley, hope everything went okay and not too painful. Thanks for the e-mail Yvette, will do as you suggested. love Jillxx

Goodness me . . . everyone must be being good and getting the dreaded done . . . The beauty of living in a little apartment . . . heehee luv Laurie

MOOOORNing peoples! Finished the school run so will pop in before I get down to the Monday jobs. Bit late, but I'm thinking of you Trifley and hope you feel more comfortable after the visit to the Doctor. You'll be dangerous after this! Glad you had a good birthday Devly - not long until Sydney! You'll be able to relax and talk about it now the girls know. Lucky Laurie having all those snuggles - babies have such an intoxicating smell don't they - well, most of the time! Wonder how Mary is going. She will be on top of the world when all this moving is over. Once she is in, she can take her time getting everything into place. Seems like there's trouble brewing on the general board - the wums are back! Must away - washing machine is bleeping at me letting me know it is finished! Have a good day all Love Anna

Morning all, fairly full day today. Laurie, your day yesterday sounded perfect :) Thoughts and prayers with the Great Trifle :) ~~~~~~to all, must away. As Gwenda said, another glorious day. Vonny

Tassie - the dark glasses are okay - just watch out for the white cane and guide dog - pmsl

AUSSIE GIRL DOING US PROUD The following link is info on what my nephew Michael's wife Ronni, is up to in her new appointment in Pittsburgh www*cmu*edu/bio/contacts/faculty/hinman*shtml (dont forget to move the * and put in the dots) Its really sad isn't it that so many of our academics have to move off shore to get the support for their research. cheers luv Laurie

Morning Again Laurie you are right, you did tell me about the girls being happy for me, also I forgot to mention to you in my last message, that if when I am sitting in the plane on Saturday morning and 2 pilots get on wearing dark glasses, I'm outta there pmsl. Hello Gwenda, I am leaving my H******k till tomorrow, going into town when it warms up a bit. Cheers Sue

Good morning all I was up around 6.15 and have done 1 load of washing, 2nd doing now and just having brekky & typing one-handed - can't read paper at table as Ginger is sitting on the only chair where there is enough space at the table - that has to be cleared today if I get nothing else done but it's a bit like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic!!!! Beautiful day here - bright blue sky, sun is shining, air is crisp but temp has hit the pluses. Laurie - glad you had a lovely day and got lots of cuddles. Trifley - thinking of you as you head off for staple removal Vonny - homemail is the Transact one - doesn't like big attachments me thinks - small msgs seem to have no probs - can get heaps of those without mailbox going into meltdown - lol Porridge is almost finished so better get a wriggle on and some HW Have a great day everyone, catch up later when I have a breather Gwenda

Morning Jood, Morning Yvette . . . been up for ages - done lot of the dreaded . . . early to warm up. Morning Sue, (see told you so - they is happy for you . . ) you certainly had a big weekend by the sound of it! Thinking of you Oh Great One - be better when those wheat sack clips are tossed !! Just think how much better you are now than this time last week. (OK . . I hear you . . I think . . was that 'Shut up Pollyanna, go find a highway to play on' ??? ) It is a very cloudy hazy day here by the Bay, Three giraffes have their heads up, and 'Rake Man' is out on the beach on his tractor, doing his Beachcomber job. I'm going to be perched at the puta most of the day - have to try and sort out this bar code program for the lovely Ray, it will be of no use to him at all if I cant find a way to change the format. Will put big effort into finding the solution today - after that I will give up! It has already caused me great amounts of brain strain. Catch you all later cheers luv Laurie