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No Rebs, I'm not filling mine out till online in the morning . . . But I have read it thru - luv Laurie

Well, has everyone filled out their census forms? Blasted nosey buggers aren't they?

Tony - that's ME, the Virgin Merry .. pmsl Poor Fanny - I would be p/o as well and feel 'orribly neglected. .. How dare they! Jood

HI all, First up, Happy Birthday Rebs, hope you've had a wonderful day Another busy one for me, shouldn't have stayed up late last night. 6 am wasn't welcome, I knew where i wanted to be- back in bed. got home this arvo and I still haven't got a census form. oh don't care about it at all. I rang 'em up - they said ooo, asked if my neighbours had them, told them I have a church on one side and a restauranty on the other, but the residence is definitely a house - any idiot can see that. Told them I was very upset, i feel neglected. They said that maybe the person is running late I could expect to receive it up to the end of the week! That is not fair, tonight is census night, not some day next blooming week. I've had 2 hours sleep on the lounge, the headache is gone, but I'm still p/o about the form. Gotta go to work, love you all later Yvette xxx

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.' 'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?' 'Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!' 'Good,' said the new husband, 'but, why?' 'You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!' :>)))))))

I have in the past, but not lately lol Jood

Well who better for an imaculate conception. Have you had any strange angelic visits then LOL SuzyQ

Suzy - you mean me, the Virgin Merry??? .. pmsl Jood

Ho Jood, reading the messages and only saw the bottom half of your as I was scolling up. Was going to send you my congratulation PMSL SuzyQ

I'm back tooooo - here's one for you A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things: Religion Sexuality Mystery Below is the only A+ in the entire class. 'Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it.' Ooooooer! Jood

Happy Birthday Reb's The original naughty girl Love from Dragonfly xxx

I'm back ~~~~~~~~~~~ Serious question, What system do you all use for keeping track of your research (hard copy) for each branch of the tree? Sooooooon, I will have a room all to myself which I plan to set up as my work room, so I'd be very interested in what you all do. At the moment it is hopeless as I am just in the family room so hardly doing any research at the moment BUT, I have great plans!!! LOL off to play games :) Vonny

Hi Rebs, Maybe you have a secret admirer. Hope you day is going well. SuzyQ

Arvo Wattlers...:>)))) Happy birthday Rebs x Trifley. Hope you are well. x Been very busy, doing what i do best at the moment, and i have had a desperate 'PLEASE HELP ME' Email from a 75 year old chap who was born, then adopted out in 1931 in Melbourne. His only lead is that his unwed mothers name was May SCHOLZ....born somewhere in S.A c.1907-8 or so it states on his adoption records.He is a freind of Barbs sister, who cleans his home, and is desperate to find out what became of his maternal mother before he dies. ( very sad ) So i am trying to help him, and working long hrs into the night on his request. Hope everyone is well, and all who are not the best, take care. Tony Oz.....:>))) ps. 10 sleeps till He'y man Island...lol

Well Rebs, Seeing as Shazz has virtually said that you can do anything at all for your birthday......... I hope it is a great one. :) Happy Birthday from me too. Am at work and have been called for a special lunch so will be back in a while :) Vonny

Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday to You Have a good One Rebs and dont do anything I wouldnt do :)))) Shaz

lol Suzy, 44, 10 hours, and 10 minutes. Age doesn't bother me much. l'm only as old as l act. lol!!! LewLew, that card cracked me up. Payback eh? pmsl !!! Actually, l remember when we still lived in Drummond Street, we had one of those old wringer washers in the back yard (if you could call it that). Anyway, my brother, who around 18 months old washed the cat, and tried to put it through the wringer to dry it. lolol !!! Thanks for the lovely thoughts guys. Much appreciated. About this email addy. Someone whose email address l don't recognise sent me an e-card. They addressed it to Rebcat, which is an old board name of mine, but only signed it with a K. l know a number of people whose names begin with K from this site, but as yet, none of them have been given my new email addy, which is where the card was sent to. I'm unsure as to who sent the card, and how they got my email addy. And, when queried them, they still didn't tell me who they were. Only said they thought they knew but they they must be mistaken. Still called me Rebs though, and wished me happy birthday anyway. I'm beginnng to think someone has hacked in to my email account.

Hi Wattlers, Just a quick rush in and out for me also. We must all be busy today. Hope you have a happy birthday Rebs. Are you really still 44, You will be going backwards soon. Nice day in sunny queensland today blue skies with fluffy white clouds. Sophie is much better today. She has been eating in the night and again this morning. It brought back memories when you were talking about cats traveling in cars. We had a cat called Timmy, and we always took him on holiday with us in the caravan. In the car, he always sat around my neck. He loved it. It's amazing how different they all are. Hope the arm feels better soon Trifley. Jodd, get rid of that cold quick, you have a big event on Saturday. Gotta go, Hope everyone has a great day Love SuzyQ

Morning Wattlers just running through A very happy birthday to Rebs and to Sue for sunday, hope you both had agreat day. Rebs no one has asked me for your addy and I wouldnt give it out if they did. I did a quick read through the past couple of pages and did I see we had a win??? well done Jood. I haven't been able to get on the puta cause I went to Geelong Sat, Roy worked at home Sun and since early monday morning we have had no,phones, broadband or foxtel. So I have called into the office this morning so I could say HI. Gotta run now catch up tomorrow Flakey

Good Morning Wattlers. Just popped in to wish Rebs Happy Birthday to You have a great day. Busy day will pop back later. Cheers Sandra in the Gong